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Cleopatra's
Scrapbook
51 B.C.
Blue Grass, Kentucky
1928 Edition
CLEOPATRA'S
Scrapbook
1928 EDITION
Consisting of 212 Pages and 84 Separate Compositions
Scrapbook Pub. Co.
Cost of Production, #2.00
This Book is Positively Not for Sale
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Page
P Ticket__________________________________________I
Choice Toasts______________________________________I
Hot-to-Mollies____.______.__________________________II
The Happy Guy _!__'____________i__"______________III
Courting in 1928________________________________III
Have a Drink___________'l__i____:_________________IV
Price of Bananas_________________________________IV
What Grade Saw_________________________________V
Very Old Timber________________________________VII
A Delicious Experience__________________________VIII
The Initiation of Percy___________________________X
How Could I help It __________'_______________XXIV
Me for You___________________________________XXIV
Social Science_________________________________XXV
A Perfect Nine Months__________________.—__ XXVIII
A Serious Mistake--------------------------------------------XXIX
The Reason Why________,------__~_____________XXX
Earl's One Tube Set__________________________XXXI
Just a Little Bit________-r__________________XXXII
Echoes from the Parlor___________________L_ XXXIII
How to Run a Motor______________________________2
The Ten Modern Commandments _________________2
List of Best Sellers for 1928______________________3
The American Circus__________-____________________4
How did the Swede Bet? ____-------____4r____----------5
The Bed of Love----------------------------------------------------6
My Experience---------------------------------------------------- 13
The Young Stenographer---------------------------------------24
What is Coming Next____________________________35
The Spearmint Kid_______________________________35
Bridal Experience ________________________________ 36
The New Alphabet_____________________________!_<• 40
A Trip to Heaven_______________________________42
The Scarlet Letter_______________________________45B
That Little Bit of Whang_________________________45G
One on the Teacher________:__'_________________45H
Hot Diggity Dog______________________________45H
Sixteen Hundred and One__________________________45
Love__________.____________ ________:_,____________51
Oh, How I Love It_______________________._______53
Kitty's Experience________________________________54
The Little Brown Hen____________________________55
Honey, I Love It_________________________________56
The Long Peggin' Awl --------------------------------------- 57
Southern Pastimes-------------------------------------------------58
The Difference______----------------------------------------58
Another Difference_______________________________58
A Tangled Up Mess______________________________59
Amidst the Buttercups_______________-____________59
As You Were_____________________________________60
Over One Octave Long___________________________61
The Live Candle Stick____________________________71
Bible Questions and Answers _-----------------------------73
A Woman's Job----------------------------------------------------74
He Was Modest--------------------------------------------------74
Did She Alight?_____------------------------------------------74
Father of Masonry----------—-----------------------------------74
Would You?______________________________________75
For Rent________________________-------------------------75
Pay Before You Enter--------------------------------------------76
Sea Condition, Sailor---------------------------------------------76
Armistice Terms-------------------------------------------------- 77
A Child Wanted_________________________________78
The Egg_________________________________________78
A French Menu___________________________________79
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They Fooled Him—?_____________________________80
The Obliging Wife_______________________________80
Excerpts from U. S. War Dept Letters_____________81
A Pretty Aspect--------------------------------------------------82
Love___________________________--------------------------82
One Modest, The Other Dumb___________________83
Aromatic Bean Co.----------------------------.------------------84
Dat Pole-Cat_____________________________________85
A Thrilling Novelette_____________________________87
Love on the Delaware____________________________101
Capt. John Smith's Card________________________ 103
Peter's Downfall_________________________________104
Marion's Cousin Tom____________________________105
The Whore's Confession__________________________110
Stop! Look? Listen_______________________________113
Salesmanship____________________________-------------114
Confessions of a Female Degenerate-----------------------115
Runt_______________________________________,------117
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CHOICE TOASTS
THE WOMAN
Here's to the woman the fairest of vine,
She blooms every month and bears every
nine>
She's the only chemist that was ever
known,
To extract the juice from a natural stone.
Here's to the woman dressed in red,
She makes her living laying in bed,
Fifteen cents is the regular price,
Give her a quarter and she'll do it twice,
Give 50 cents and she'll do it once more,
Give her 75c and she'll do it till sore.
Here^s to the girl that stood on the deck,
Her feet were covered ■ ;ith blisters,
The white of an egg ran down her leg
And the. wind blew thru her whiskers,
Here's to the blue fields of Kentucky,
And here's to the burning bars of hell,
God damn the man that will jaz.2, a girl.
And then sneak oil and tell.
Here's to the girl that wears silk hose,
High heeled shoes and tailor'made clothes
Her hat may be plain, and her height tall
But her poor little cunt has to pay for all
ir
When you start to drop your wax,,
Do not forget the revenue tax,
Article six and section third,
Requires a stamp on every tird.
Here's to the Kaiser, the son-of'a bitch,.
May his cock rot off with the seven year
itch,
And a blacksmith play with his balls with
a hammer,
Till his ass-hole toots the Star Spangled
Banner.
Here's to the Spaniard the son'of'a'bitch.
With his bag rotted off* with Cubari itch.
He lives in Madrid, the center of Spain,
While his ass'hole whistles remember the
Maine,
* $ # * # # #
HOT-TO-MOLLIES
"Eat'em while they're hot,T
Teacher:
Give me a sentence with the word
'hot'tO'molhW in it.
Johnnie:
I was down at the beach today
playing with my girl friend and, 'the sun
was hot to my back and the sand was
,\Hot-tO'Mollies.'',
Ill
There was a heathen Chinee,
Went out in the back yard to pee,
He said , how is this'se,
My cockee ,no pissee,
I have'e God Dam'ee hard'ee
THE HAPPY GUY
Oh, I grabbed her 'round the middle,
And swung her right around,
Tripped her with my left leg,
And threw her on the ground,
And right below the navel,
I bored her with my horn,
And I never felt so good,
Since the day that I was born.
COUNTING IN 1928
A little boy asked his Mamma one day,
"Ma how do people court?1'
"Well, Johnnie, it has been a long time since Dad
courvcd me, ard timer, have changed by now, so I don't
know how they court now-a-days, bui if you will hide
behind the curtain tonight when Sally's beau comes, you
can see how he courts her then you will know how it
is done."
That night Johnnie got behind a curtain where he
could get a good view. The next morning his Ma asked
him what he saw pertaining to courting— well this is
what he said:
"Sally's fellow came in and sat on the davenport with
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Sally. They talked a while then he put his arms around
her waist. Sally seemed to like it very much. After he
kissed her two or three times, he said something, but I
could not hear what it was, then he unbuttoned her dress
and started to play with her teats. He played with them
for a while then he kissed her and said something again.
Then he opened his pants and took out a live eel almost
as large as my arm; he had it in his pants leg I guess. I
know it was alive because Sally caught it behind the head
and tried to choke it, but could not succeed. He then
laid her on the davenport, drew up her dress and shoved
the eel all the way in; I know it went all the way up
for he had to work some time to get in"
When she had heard what he had seen, -she was so
surprised that she could not answer.
Johnnie waited for awhile, then said, "I suppose it
is no harm in the eel for Sally seemed to like it, and
was so afraid it would slip iut that she threw her legs
around him. I bet you. it was dead when Sally let him
take it out, because she kept it in there for a long, long
time, and must have smothered the poor thing because its
head was hanging down with white blood running out
of its mouth when he pulled it out."
******** *
HAVE A DRINK
Mr. COCA COLA took MISS CHERRY COLA
out under the NU-GRAPE vine. He pulled her dress
up NE-HI and put in his ROOT-BEER and gave her
a DELEWARE PUNCH, and she cried: "OH HENRY,
I'm afraid Tve got a little BABY RUTH!"
* # * ♦ * * * * *
PRICE OF BANANAS
Little Boy:— Lady, what time is it, how deep is that pond
over there, how much are your bananas?
Lady in store:— Half-past eight, almost nine, up to your
ass, and three for a dime.
V
WHAT GRACE SAW
Georgetown, Ky., May 28, 1928
Dear friend Lucille:
Your welcome letter received and I read it with much
pleasure.
Papa and Harry go to the races at Lexington every af-
ternoon leaving Flo and I with Miss Mable, who looks
after us to see that no man runs off with of speaks to
us. I am awfully tired of having a governess after me all
the time. There are lots of nice men here every day but
Miss Mabel is very strict. If she catches me looking at
one she marches me right in, but I have a lot of fun and
see and hear, what I suppose, should make a young lady
of seventeen blush and I suppose I have blushed if any
one had seen me.
I can tell you I had quite an experience here the other
night and if you will promise to burn this letter, I will
tell you what I saw.
Well one night last week I guess it must have been
about mid-night papa and every one else had gone to
bed except Miss Mabel and I. We were out on the ver-
anda. Miss Mabel was asleep in the chair, when suddenly
a light gleamed thru the shutters of the next room to
mine and I heard a man and a woman talking. He came
to the blinds and opened the slats and looked out. It was
quite dark and he did not not;ce me and supposing that
everybody had retired he walked over to the woman and
kissed her and hugged her many times. They both be'
gan undressing and I could see distinctly as if I had been
in the room. She was a remarkably beautiful woman, of
about 25 , with magnificant figure and a beautiful bust,
while he was about 30, and a better built man I never
saw. She removed her dress and then commenced tak-
ing off her shoes and stockings showing a beautiful leg
and a ma^nificant calf. In the meantime he had pulled
off everything except his silk underwear, with his back
to her, but turning around and noticing her bare limbs
as she pushed down her stockings he crossed the room in
a second and sitting upon the bed beside her, he pulled
her towards him by putting his arms around her, one un-
der her chemise and the other hand on her breasts and
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kissing her rapidly which she tried to resist, but it was
of no use.
I was afraid to move fearing Miss Mabel would wake,
but oh, Lucille, how he kissed her and hugged her and
finally pushing her on the bed—her head resting on his
arm, kissing like mad for a moment but soon he drew his
hand from under her and put it down and roiled up her
chemise over her stomach and exposed everything. Oh
my I felt as if I would jump ofF the veranda but was a'
fra;d to "move I felt so excited. It reminded me of the
picture we used to see at school and the description it
gave under it. What beautifully formed legs she had and
her stomach was pure white and her nest looked like a
satin cushion on a snowy bank, and above all, the beauti'
ful silky looking hair which covered her "Nancy" in clu*
sLers of big curls as thick as the hair on my head It
grew quite a way up her stomach thru which the man
was running his fingers and toying as if they were his
own honors while she drew herself upon the bed and
spread her thighs wide open and seemed to enjoy his ca'
resses very much while he hugged and kissed her furously
I wondered what else they would do and I could hardly
sit still I was so excited and afraid Miss Mable would
wake or that I would make some noise. I also wondered
what I would do if a man should do such things to me
and how it would feel to have a man playing with the
hairs under my clothes. He soon got up from the bed
while she lay still and took ofF his remaining clothes and
stood before her naked. I shall never forget the thrill
that went thru me. Merciful heavens, I thot I would faint
or sink thru the floor with excitement, such an enormous
big thing standing straight up all surrounded by bushy
hair and a great big red head and such a bag under it.
Oh, Lucille, it was enormous, at least ten inches long and
as large as my wrist. I could not believe he could get
it into her, it was so large, and he did seem ■ to have a
little trouble at first. He stooped down and kissed her
lips, breasts, thighs, and even her "Nancy" then raised
up and tried to put his big thing into her, but it seemed
to hurt her for when the head was in a little way he took
it out again and tried again. This he did two or three
times then he wet it with something like salve and put
it in again. This time it went in eaiser and he slowly sank
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on top of her and began taking long and steady strokes,
then after a little while he suddenly gave an-awful shove
wlr'ch made her cry out, "Mercy you hurt me," then he
lay quite still for a while, keeping his long thing in her
'■while .she .'kissed lvm. Something else must have went in
her besides his big thing for she seemed to feel better as
she was twisting her big bottom and put a pillow under-
it, then she began with both arms working him up and
down so as to meet his every motion. The motions be'
came steadier and faster until at last she seemed to be
very tired and asked to rest a while. In a minute they
began again rapidly until suddenly she cried, "Oh,' darh
■ing, quicker, I shall die, oh, .oh,"
Then with a sigh she seemed to faint away, while he
laid upon her almost lifeless. Oh, Lucille, you can't im'
agine how frightened and afraid I was to awake Miss
Mable to ask what to do as they were lying there naked
and she would know I had seen all, so I waited quietly.
My sensation during all the time was queer, for when
the crisis came I experienced a thrill of pleasure, and
found my legs and underclothing wet with a slimy sub'
stance that had come from me. I sat still until the couple
aroused from their stupor and began kissing each other
laughed and suddenly I was startled by Miss Mabel say'
ing "come, my dear, lets go in, but walk away easy."
She had seen what I had seen.
She is calling me now, so bye for the present,
,; : *********
VERY OLD TIMBER
Brothers and Sisters:—-
I am an aged tree in the forest of the Lord, withered
in the branches and hollow in th butt, the storms of 60
winters have whistled through my boughs and stripped
.them of their foliage; the scorching heat of 60 summers
has peeled off my bark, but thank God, my old root still
stands.
vnr "■■ ■-..',. .' "
A DELICIOUS EXPERIENCE
Dear Bessie:—
I received your kind letter last week and will hacteri to
reply. I ham having a fine time. We are stopping at the
Park Hotel. Bessre, I have discovered a real pleasure in
life. Mother is making me wear long skirts so the boys
can't see my legs, but every chance I get I lift my skirt
so they can see them anyhow. Last night my boy friend
asked me to take a walk with h:m and . I accepted. He
put his arms around my waist and I asked him to stop,
but he only held me tighter and said no one can see us,
and that he did not intend to bite me. When I was not
looking he slipped his hands in to my dress and caught
hold of my bubbles, he worked his hands over them in
such a manner that it made me feel so funny. I did not
know what to do so he put his head on my breast and
began sucking my teats. It felt so awfully good that I
could not sit still, so I squirmed around on the bench,
then he began working his hands up under my dress.
He felt of my legs and kept on working "higher all the
time biting my tea'.ties, and it felt awfully good, until at
last he reached my pussy and pulled and twisted the hairs.
By the way you remember how we Used to play wjth
each other's pussies, and you always complained about
how the hairs on me got in your teeth. If the hairs on
your pussy are as long as mine, they are nearly two in'
ches long. At last he slipped his finger into my pussy,
and it felt so pjood I wanted to kiss my breasts. He said
I nearly did the hoochie on that bench. He placed my
hand on his lap and laid it on something hard, I asked
him what it was and he said to find out, and I did and
it was his thing; it was round and warm and throbbing,
he asked me to play with it and it seemed to give him a
kind of pleasure and all the time he was fingering in my
pussy. I could not resist. Then he pulled up my chemise
and put me astride his lap. When his warm prick touch'
ed my puss, it gave me a thrill like an electric shock.
When his fingers found the hole he stuck his prick in and
oh, nothing short of experience can describe tne feeling:
I had. He kept working his ass and trying to push it in'
to my belly, he asked me if it hurt and I said no, push it
further and faster. With a mighty shove it went clean
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mp to his "balls. 1 thot 1 would die it felt so good then he
he pulled it nearly out and shoved it in again. He told
me to work myself so as to meet his movement but he
did not have to tell me that for I was already doing it.
He seemed to enjoy it as much as I did. In a few sec'
onds it was so hard that I fainted, when I recovered I
was still on his lap, with my head on his shoulders. He
kissed me and called me his own darling and asked me
if I liked it and I replied yes, do it again, but lie took
a rest and all the time rubbing his big prick against my
cunt, I wanted him to leave it there as I was beginning to
get another hard on, I tried to put it in again while we
were sitting on the bench, but he said we would do it
next laying down. So we slid down on the grass, he took
off my dress and his pants and got on top of me and told
rae to put it in. When it was in he began gently twisting
and showed me how to work up under it. O what a feel*
ing I threw my legs around him and drew him to me
and I could feel the warm fluid flowing from us both,
then I fainted again and when I came to he was still on
top of me with his big prick in my warm , jucy cunt but
I could tell it was not so hard. My but it was hot work,
but we did it until it was all over and became conscious
of what was gonig on, then I kissed him and loved him
until his tool was as hard as a brick again and I felt as
ready for it as he did. He told me to trun over on my
belly and he would show me another way. Well he took
hold of my ass and pulled it open until he got his prick
into my cunt, then he began [laying with my breasts a'
gain and in a few minutes another pint of burning pint
of burning fluid came flowing from us both. By this time
we were both nearly all in, so he said we would go to
sleep now and he would try again another time, so he
washed out my cunt and cleaned his tool and we went
to sleep. Tomorrow we will be married two days and we
are going to screw another way, he knows more ways of
doing it than you can imagine, we are going to do it to'
morrow in a chair, he says he can ge mohe of it in that
way an dl hope he does for I nearly go crazy when he
gets it all in.
Well I will close for this time, bidding you a loving
good night, I am your friend.
Ethel.
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THE INITIATION OF P16RCY
Lexington, Ky., May 29, 192b"
friend' Orar
An incident in my boyish life tonight passes before
the in all the timings of a panoramic view; and as my
thots run back over the checkered pathway" of forty years*;
tohich; has sprinkled my. hair with grey, filled my life with
thorns and orange bloossms, to a month that has left its-
imprint upon my whole' life;.
1 wish 1 had the power to reproduce the picture in
all its colors, and do justice to the work, which at your
request I undertake tonight. I regret the favor you ask
is one which compels me to write of myself. To a mod-
est man lacking the phrenogical enlargement that as ai
rule in men and women predominate to such a lamenta-
ble degree, the position is embarrassing, and in the per-
usal of this I hope your eyes will rest on-the unpleasant-
character I! as little as possible. I was born Y.eath a warm
sun and southern skies; where the air was freighter w'th
the lended odor of the magnolia and jasmine that heigh'
tened the senses; where everything had its but and its 'blos-
som at its birth; where the dreamy languor of the vclupt--
hary see fried inherent in all;■ where even in those who here
in the north would be termed children, the sexual snark
only waited for Contact to flame Up in its power; where-
girls are mothers at thirteen and grandmas at thirty, but
up to my eleventh year I had known books and sketch'-
ings a tempered linen dressed boy, who lived out of the
sunshine and ignored the innocent deviltries of youth who
looked upon girls as horrid, whose life was bounded by
a pony, books, pictures and ■ flowers of the conservatory
out changes for good or evil take place in every life, it
came to mine, and on that sighing summer day in my ..
twelfth year when Cupid threw apart the silken curtains,
revealing the beauties of which I had not even dreamed.
'My hand lost its cunning, to books I said farewell a^d
ambition was dead. That was a day of fafe. How bitterly
have 1 cursed it since, how 1 cursed her who snatched me
•3n
3ro7n my "little "heaven with its delightful anticipation and
'chaperoned me through the hot house of passion, where
*every beautiful flower was filled with subtle poison which
reached the nerves, .sapped life and deadened the brain,
My introduction to the pleasures and mysteries that
have ever been^associated with the couch of love, the keen
relish for which "has blasted the family Tiearthstone and
over thrown empires, was not/intrusted to a novice; no
'timid simpering girl taking her first steps towards reali'
zation of the anticipation of forbidden pleasures; but to
a woman; to a woman of thirty, who being an apt pupil
under the skillful manipulations of a husband for a nurri'
her of years, had herself, became a preceptor In all those
'delicate points that surround an amour with such delights
;and rosy tints. How plainly do I see her tonight.
How much "keened my appreciation of the wonderful
piece of anatomy that time only still deeper imprints upon
my memory; the standard by which from that time all
female perfections and lovliness gauged. Ah, she is before
me again, and this time unveiled. Look at her! Is she
■not beautiful? Note the poise of her head from which het
glinted golden Tiair falls in such wreath. See those amber
eyes; those wonderful chisled lips so red, pulpy and maist,
hier fair cheeks tinted by their reflection. Her shoulders
how perfectly and exquisitely moulded, rounded with the
•same finish of her beautiful swelling globes and so <laint'
ily pinked and tipped.
What helly, back and hips ever had the graceful
curves of thine? And you; Rounded arms white, swell'
ing thighs and full dimpled knees in your warm pressure
of.--years ago I feel you again tonight, was the mould
broken with your completion? Gone? Yes only in mem'
ory now, we of all things for the first time taste, whether
sorrow, pain or bliss.
The house on the sound, those with whom I lived
had taken for the summer months, was very small, only
large enough for three and the servant, but it was dc
lightfully situated in a perfect Eden; where all was soft
air, perfume flowers and singing birds; and as I recall it
now just the place for lovers and the complete enjoy
ment of stolen sweets. One day a. carriage rolled up the
gravel walk to the door. A beautiful woman got out
and everything tended to show that we had an unex-
pected guest. As I stood there with my black long curl-
ing hair 'neath a broad palmetto hat dressed in white-
pantaloons, and green jacket with brass buttons, by face
reddened with the sun's ray on the water, she stooped
down and kissed me tenderly several times, and as I re-
member how they produced different sensation from any
kisses I had ever known before I liked them, but >.
didn't know why it was I hung around her all day and
thought her so nice. After she had visited all the fore-
noon in the house which time I had learned that she was.
the wife of a gentleman who was a friend of my father
but wHo had gone to California for his health. I am
willing to gamble on it now that he had consumption
she took my hand and we went for a stroll around the
place, along the beach and up into the lovely woods with
its tangled grasses and wild flowers. What to me then
was all that snowy linen; those beautiful ruffled skirts as
she pulled them up to step over some sticks or brable
she did not seem to care how high §he revealed the
daintiest of feet and legs of such matchless beauty that
even a cigar store indian would lose his head at sight
of them. Ah; how many thousands have longed to live
over again the first part of a life with the knowledge that
acquired in the past. Could this happen to me what a
different color this picture, of which I am writing, would
have. In the dense shade, where the hot sun could not
penetrate, we sat down on a log, and after she had taken
off my hat and ran her dainty white hand through my
hair she placed my head in her lap and pulling me close
to her panting bosom, she placed her pretty lips on mine
and held them there with her eyes shut until sometimes
I stifled almost lost my breath; then she would take her
lips away while her eyes sparkled and her cheeks red'
dened clear to her hair. There was something about it
all that I liked, for I would ask her to do it again; and
she exclaiming bless my little man would press me to her
again and would kiss my lips and face which were wet from
her lips. Each attack and each pressure created for me
some new and delightful sensation I had not known be-
fore and there where my little pantaloons buttoned in
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front, I had a pain, and a great hard lump that hurt, and
in my innocence I told her about it.
Let me see, she said kindly; one of her hands that
had so many rings on her fingers stole down and unbut-
toned my pants, and then what I had never seen more
than two inches long' and soft as baby's flesh was stand-
ing out full five inches long and terribly swollen: I was
terribly frightened at the sight and the pain and she
took it in her hand telling me it was no matter, and I
seemed to get better right away. Then she kissed it
four or five times and bit it gently after which she put
it back and buttoned up my pantaloons again. I wanted :
her to hold it some more but she said no that we must
go back, and before we reached the house she made me
promise on my life that I would never tell what she had
done or should choose to do. I would have done any
thing for her, for I tell you she had made a willing
slave of me in the few hours that had passed following
, her arrival. During the time between tea and the hour
tor retiring and while she was in conversation with the
older ones, I hung about her knees playing with her beau-
tiful hands and looking in to her wonderful eyes; but I
soon found out that I was not so much to her as I had
been when out in the woods; and signifying my deter'
mination to retire I was informed at the foot of the stairs
that I was to sleep across the bed at the foot. I took
off my clothes, then my regular evening sponging off
put on my little short nightshirt, and then turning back
very carefully as per instructions, placed me a pillow and
crept in. I lay for sometime thinking of my afternoon's
experience and the delightful sensation that had been
awakened by the newly found acquaintance; but I could
not solve the problem; but while wishing that night
would be very short so that when day came she would
take me walking again I fell asleep. I didn't know how
long I slept, but I seemed to be dreaming that some one
was tickling one of my ribs I awoke only to find that a
bed fellow and that it was a pretty pair of feet that had
been playing with me, I was wide awake in an instant,
and had them in my hands. How soft they were.
Gradually my hands stole up higher than her feet; up her
limbs so round and smooth, but I did not know why I
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did it unless they were soft and warm. The moon was
shining brightly through the window and the room was
as light as day. I turned over and there her pretty face
and those great eyes looking at me. Come up and I will
take you in my arms, she whispered, and I was less than a
second getting there. Oh, how she hugged and kissed
me, and how nice her plump, bare arms felt to my face
and neck. Then she carelessly unfastened her chemise
and I saw what I never had seen before two beautiful
bosoms at once. How pretty they looked so soft and
round in the soft moonlight. She rubbed them panting
a:.d heaving over my fa'ce and lips, and then whispered
to me to bite them, and as my lips fastened over the
h'ttle hard tips her breath almost burned my face and I
felt a new joy that I had not learned in the woods, and
realized that I was swelling as I had in the afternoon of
the day before. Then I felt one of her warm hands steal
down and take it.
While with the other she took my hand and rubbed
it up and down on the softest and prettiest thing I had
ever felt in my young life where she left it. Oh, what a
plaything I had found so soft, so curly and juicy; and as
my fingers found a delicate opening she jumped as
though I had hurt her. Then I felt her open her legs
wide apart, after which she whispered to me to get in
there and lie on top of her, which I did, and as she pull'
ed my little shirt up, I felt my bare belly fitting close to
her and that her chemise was clear up to her arms. Then
she kissed me and hugged me again; I thought she
would break me in two and whispered to me to do just
as she told me ,she reached down and took the little
fellow that was killing me with pain and placed it where
I had my fingers when I thought I had hurt her. Now
make it go in she whispered and she raised her body
clear from the bed with my weight on her, and when
she settled back it was in, and she gave a great sigh as
I had heard people do who were in trouble.
Then she seized me and bit me, and seemed to be
trying to rock me in anew kind of a cradle; then tak-
ing me by the hips she would push me off and pull me
back, never letting that little fellow get out of the little
nest where she had placed him: and while I felt a ting-
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ling sensation in my fingers and toes and up my back,
she would roll her head on the pillow from side to side,
saying oh, oh, oh. I whispered to her that I would
have to peepee but she said no, and putting a towel un'
der her hips, she suddenly locked her legs over my back;
then bending her back high from the bed, she panted
and held me for a second trying to reach my lips, but
I'was too short then I lost my senses and everything got
green, and I was bleeding in and all over the pretty little
plaything on which I had been lying for ten minutes. Her
legs and arms loosened and I got off from her shaking
like a leaf but she whispered that I would feel better in
a few minutes and I did. Then she got up carefully and
taking a towel she went to the washstand and did some'
thing I did not know what then, and coming back to
the bed she took me in her arms, telling me that I must
never tell, and asking me if it was not awful nice, she
kissed me a few times and made me kiss ier, and with
my head on her pretty bosom we fell asleep. Was it
not awful nice? Well I should say it was. The little
heaven I had created had all been knocked into a cocked
hat by the one she had created for me. I smile when I
think of my innocence, smile when I reflect what a pub'
lie benefactor I was at that tender age. Then next
morning, after a kiss, a look at the pretty white bosom
and white bare arms, I had received my instructions as to
how I should eat; and putting on my clothes I went
down stairs kicking gently for having to sleep across the
bed. She was a lady of culture and refinement, saw
things to be done and did them with a will, could pre
pare the choicest of pastries and by her winning ways
was soon a welcome guest at the beach; but who dream'
ed of the bond those most intimate relations that had so
suddenly been established between us. Breakfast over
at which she was asked the usual questions as how she
rested and if I had made her any trouble, all of which
received the proper replies I took her out in my boat
in the cool of the morning for a ride; and more than
once I caught sight of her pretty legs peeping out from
under he snowy drapery, that had sudd^ly grown to
have a significance with me.
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She sang to me out on the water while I rowed and
watched what little of her limbs as was in sight; but I
had a "strange desire for one of my age to see more, and
so I said Mrs. B. you have such pretty legs, would you
let me see them higher up? She said why certainly, my
little man, I will do anything for you and reaching down
she gathered her dress, skirts and etc, and put them up
over her face. Gods what a picture the tight fitting
stocks the blue garters above her knees and the white
bare thighs. Then the skirts went down again but the
picture was left on my. mind. She knew the power her
beautiful legs had wrought upon me and on the way
back she revealed them to me at every opportunity and
when I asked her if I might put my hand on that little
beauty spot she said yes, but be quick, and I was; and
she seemed to like it as well as I and then reaching down
and putting my hand up under her skirts to the mossy
charm created the same intense thrill that has character'
ised the same attempt in all my later years. Before we
reached the cottage she charged me to be sure and eat
a heavy supper and to always eat plenty of meat and
eggs and to drink plenty of milk. Ah how well I know
why she was so careful in looking after my^ diet; Meat,
eggs, and milk. Oh, yes, I think I have followed these
instructions every day from that time until now, thirty
long years with their lights and shadows. After tea
was over, I for the first time in my life experienced
a high degree of. restlessness and impatience. What
was it I wanted? I got out my drawings; they had grown
dull and stupid; I turned to my books but they were un'
satisfying; and bidding all good night, I went to bed,
but not to sleep. Twas she and only she. In the bed
with its tender recollections of the wonderful night before,
I grew ever worse, tossing and longing for the moments
stretching into hours while I waited for her coming.
How my heart beat as at last I heard her footsteps on
the stairs. As she came in I feigned sleep and bending
over me she kissed me with her lips and I was happy.
Then she went to the mirror and began taking down her
beautiful hair, which loosened fell below her hips. After
she had unhooked her dress and taking it off she un-
fastened her skirts and stepped out of them, and taking
off her underskirt she stood before me in her short ruffled
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chemise, while she coiled up her lovely long hair. How
'beautiful she was as she stepped about here and there;
and as she stooped to pick up this and that form the
floor I peeped under her little short skirt and saw the
white bare thighs that I had seen in the boat that had
held me so tight the night before. Then she sat down
and unlaced her shoes and drawing the stockings from
her beautiful legs stood up again. I like you I said in
a low tone, and she stepped to the bed whispering you
little rascal, have you been awake and watching me all
this time! I inclined my head and putting my arms
around her neck whispered that I had been waiting so
long for her to come, and that I thought her so nice
and pretty. Bless your heart, she replied, do you think
so! I answered yes and asked her if she wouldn't take all
off.
Looking at me a second, she shrugged her pretty
shoulders and the chemise slipped down to her feet. Then
I saw all at once from her full neck to her toes I saw
what I had longed to see that little beauty with golden
hair, which had nearly killed me with joy the night be'
fore. Now are you satisfied, she asked me, and she bent
over me while her bosom rested on my face, and as
she put my hand on them as though to keep them, she
put on her chemise, then took it off again, and putting
out the light came to bed. I was less than a moment
getting by her side and she was less getting me in her
arms. I knew what she wanted, what I wanted, the ice
had been broken; I was an apt pupil and the secret fire
of my youth had burst forth in all its fury. I bit her
arms, her bare belly, her legs; bit and sucked her rosy
nipples, kissed her from head to foot, tickled her little
beauty with golden curls got onto her and off of her,
put mv head between her fat hot thighs which pressed
it until I thought it would split, sported from knees to
lips in a deirium of new found ecstasy; her breath burn'
ing my cheeks as I rested a moment with my head on her
bubbies. Then holding me tightly she put a stop to my
frambols, and grasping her little friend, who had attained
his majority and was no slouch for twtlve years, I assure
you, she put me on my back and bending over me, she
n'bbled him gentlv with her damp red lips, and then
falling on her back, she lifted me as though with iron
force above her and opening her quivering thighs let
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me down gently, saying all ready and taking in her hand
the pet who was eager for his duty, she gently parted the
golden hair and having fitted him in, locked her arms
around my body and raised herself from the bed. I pressed
gently down and she fell back with a smile and glowing:
cheeks. The motion she had produced the night before I
felt I could do and as I did so she tried to kiss me, and
whispered thats right, her voice fluttering so I thought
she was choking I had found the secret of her pleasure*
and hers was mine and as I alternately tickled herr
briskly, then gently, I remember a suppressed moan which
I now know was the acme of bliss. But I grew tired and
fell where I lay, yet linked together the bliss went on in.
a delicious throbbing that can never be told. Soon she
gasped more! more! and I loving her so strongly that
I would do anything for her began the gentle movement.
She whispered to me but I was getting deaf and blind
with rapture; and I whispered to her that it was coming;
she straightened her snowy legs then threw her belly up
against mine, loosened her arms, quivered from head to
foot, gasped now then! and as a thick mist gathered over
my eyes, I felt the hot stream go from me to her and all
was over. Oh you sweet boy, she said as she pulled me
up to her lips, covering me with kisses and biting my
neck, you don't know how hapy you have made me tonight
how you have satisfied my restless burning fever; and get'
ting up she went to the washstand where she remained a
moment or two; then putting on her chemise she came
back to bed, and taking me in her arms I fell asleep while
she was smoothing my hair. How often since the days
which I am recalling have I thought of that little cottage
and wondered if fate had ordained that my room should
be above that closed curtained parlour that was seldom
used, and never after the sun went down. Ah! wise head
I would that your confidence in the innocence of your boy
had been less strong than the seeds of an engrossing
passion which have ripened and borne fruit these long
years, would never have been sown. How long it seemed
to me before she came down to breakfast. I could think
of nothing else but her and the many beauties she had un>
veiled to my young eyes and vivid senses; my only thot was
to feel her kisses and dally with the pretty charms con-
cealed beneath her whitest of skirts and pretty embroider'
ies. But she came and I was happy. That day she com'
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plained of a headache and we neither went boating, nor
walking, but remained at the house all day; and when
she came to bed took me in her arms but did not kiss me
much and told me that I must not think of that as she
was feeling bad.
Her words cast a gloom over my young life but I did
as I was told and bore my grief in silence. On the follow-
ing day she was well again and in her usual happy mood,
we bless that which antidotes pain and sunshine is sweet'
est after rain. After dinner, the sun being behind the
clouds and not too warm we went down to the boat for
a ride. She talked to me while! rowed and kept my eyes
on her observing that once in a while my eyes glanced
toward her little feet, she seemed to know by intution
what was in my thoughts and up went all that hid what
3 longed to see. The sight sent the blood to my white face
and as she put down her skirts, she looked at me and
smiling said: My little sweetheart, if you will row to some
nice quiet little spot where no one goes, and we can be
alone you can lie between my legs you think so pretty
and like so much. I was a little tried of the oars but at
her words I grew suddenly strong, and being near a long
strip of land that ran out in the sound, I pulled up to
the point and we got out and walked but a few steps when
we came to a nice little grass plot on which we sat down
after she had spread out a light shawl that I had observed
on her arm as she went down to the boat. With the ex'
ceptions of the twittering of the birds and water washing
up against the shore all was as still as death. The great
pines and cedars that moan so in the summer air were
even still, while the absence of the sea breeze among the
jasmine and honeysuckle made their odor almost stiffling
there under the dense foliage. Oh little one, isn't this
nice (she said to me as she took off her hat and tossed
it aside, what a nice time we shall have here in the lovely
shade, and putting her arm around me she fell back on
the shawl, taking me with her. We were both on our
backs looking up among the green leaves. Soon she drew
me closer to her and asking me what I wanted, and as I
placed my hand on the bosom of her dress, she began to
unhook it at the neck one by one until all were undone
and I saw them peeping out over her chemise, so white
and round; then she undone other things .By this time I
was on my knees unbuttoning her chemise and I turned
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the corners back and took the pretty things undressed in
my hands, bent over them, bit them gently and sucked
them, and it seemed to me then that I would have given
my life to have one of them in my mouth. I was feeling;
good all over as she pulled me down to her and began kis-
ing me in such a new way; she seemed to cover my whole
mouth with her lips and sucked it in between them. I
felt her hot tongue in my mouth and almost down ray
throat, while her breath came hot and her bubbies rose
and fell. I turned and saw her skirts above her knees and
as with one hand I reached down to pull them higher so
to feast my eyes, I felt her hand working to my pants and
tickling the little eggs that I thought would burst with
pain. I had just got my hand on the little bird's nest
that was such an infatuation for me when she said jump
up quick and take off your pants. As I arose to do her
bidding, and while unbuttoning my pants from my jacket,
what delightful view I had of her many charms, and those
, bare thighs, how intensely inviting do I remember them.
My pants off, I walked up to her and stood over her
the little soldier standing hard and proud. She put up one
of her hands and took hold of it then raised herself until
her lips could touch it. Oh, how she squeezed and bit
it , all the time muttering words of affection. Then spring'
ing from her I put my head down between her white legs
and kissed little goldy until she moaned and said she
could stand it no longer. Do it now! she cried, and as she
threw her legs apart I crawled between them and rested
my weight on her belly. Then I felt her warm fingers
arranging things and when she had placed her pet where
she wanted him. I felt him among the parted curls that
seemed so. wet, gliding so smoothly until it was all in
and our bodies close together.
Oh, what delight' She seemed to be doing the same
thing to me with her mossy lips as she had with her
others when she kissed me a few moments before. And I
felt as though she would draw me to her very heart, body
and all, as she lay there murmuring, oh, you sweet boy,
oh, you sweet boy, now do it nice, she said, I drew back
gently and then plunged it back quickly, I felt her body
drawing and writhing under me with some new motion of
her buttocks that I had not felt before, which was highly
e^ctrifying to us both, but how wet and smooth she was
there. Soon she began drawing her legs up, then straight'
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ened them out again, her hands squeezing her bubbles,
while with her eyes shut she rolled her head from side
to side, a gentle moan escaping her half open lips. Now
quick! Quick, quick she opened her eyes and started sud'
denly. I felt that I was dying but I immediately began
knocking more vigorously at her little gateway, and she
locked her legs over my back holding them so tight that
I could not move.I felt a tingling sensation of delight and
in a second her velvet lined lips were sipping the hot
stream of my youthful passion. Her arms fell lifeless at
her side; and her fat legs dropped from my back and the
smile on her beautiful face spoke more than words. While
putting on my pants she went away but was soon back
again and kissing and hugging me a few times we went
down to the boat and home.
Ah how that woman in three days had crept into ray
life. As I think of it now, I was hers body, soul and spirit;
she was my sunshine, my life, no thought that was not
of her, no act but tended to gain her smiles. I could
look in her face and eyes for hours and never weary of it.
Little did I know then what heart was, what it could
suffer, what it could endure; and yet; how short was the ■
time until mine was put to the test. The days came and
went, but there was no abating in my desire to see her
charms; to know the delightful intoxication I found in
her arms. She did not humor me in all of my desires how
ever, knowing that for her pleasure I must have time to
secrete to her passion but she was always kind and gentle
and outside of the act, never denying me a wish in look'
ing or feeling what I chose. How often while standing
she has allowed me to stoop down and get under her skirt
and with my arms around her hips, let me bury my face
high up between her nice swelling thighs until I nearly
sufFocated. Yes the mould was broken after these hips
and legs were shaped unexpee'ed pleasures doth highest
pleasure round. Two weeks had almost elapsed since the
day she came and still our relations were unsuspicioned.
One morning she wished to go to the city and return in
the evening. On her promise to take good care of me I
was allowed to accompany her. On arriving we wert
to a hotel and were placed in a lovely room. We ran
about the stores until noon and then to the room, and
after putting off our thmgs we went to dinner. She order-
ed for me just what she said I must eat, and while I saw
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things that I wanted, I did not let her know it but obeyed
in everything. After we had finished our dinner we went
to our room and after closing the lower shutters she began
to take off her clothes, while my eyes were wide with
wonder. One thing and then another was taken off until
finally she stood with nothing but her stockings and
her chemise clothed her beautiful figure.
She seemed to hesitate a second, then taking them
off she threw herself in the bed with her hands over
her head. How sweet she was, and as I stood looking
at her, she said, come on my/ little man aren't you going
to take yours off and lie with me. I was going to be in
h-aven again; and I had mine off in half the time she
had taken and was as naked as she was when I stepped
up and stood bes:de her. Taking her playmate in her
hand so soft and white she tickled him awhile and saw
him grow, and after nibbling me a little on my belly, she
threw her arms around me and tossed me over on the bed
and straightening me out full length, she drew me closely
to her hot skin and covered me with kisses.
As soon as she loosened her embrace I had my mouth
one one of the nipples of her snowy breast' and as I
remember now that act struck every electrical wire in my
body does yet one hand over the little poulter nestling
. in the soft of her thighs, and as my fingers found it way
in slowly she rather liked the two sensations; her cheeks
growing redder each moment, she grasped the little fellow
who at his full size was throbbing at her side, then jump'
ing up quickly, she took the pillows and throwing them
together on the bed, told me how to lie on them. Then
she had me bend over them to her idea. That which
she was longing to feel wedged in her mossy lips was
standing up hard and proud. Then getting over me in
the right position I felt her place it between her hot lips
and a gentle motion on her part was all in where she
seemed to be delighted to have it. "There now, ain't that
nice?" she asked me with a look of mingled joy and pride
and he began to slide up and down on it in a particular
way that I had not known since her bosom jumping with
every move that seemed to send fire through my veins to
my brains. I could feel that she was making me awful
wet where we were linked; but the sensation was hot and
delightful and as she thought she would crush them her
motion became more rapid; her lips swelling, she shut her
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eyes and threw back her head, flung out her arms and
drew them back again, and she trembled all over. My de'
light reached its height and as my love messenger took
wings and flew, she fell forward on me with her weight,
almost crushing my bones. She lay panting and gasping
for a moment, and as she jumped to the floor, I saw that
he who had gievn her so much comfort also my belly
bore delicate crimson stains. She saw it and blushing
deeply, said it was no matter and sponging me off I put
on my shirt, and lay with my face to the wall as she ask'
ed me to do. Soon she came with her chemise on and
taking me in her arms, we went to sleep my face resting
on her white bosom. After awaking, we arose and dress'
ed and at eight we were at the cottage. That night
brought a change on her. When she came to bed she as
usual let me get in her snowy arms, but kisses I had
learned to love were missing.
She allowed me freedom with her bosom; but with any
attempt to put my hand under her chemise she took it
away, saying ,"No, no more.,, Ah, in those boyish days
I did not know that nature had ordered an armistice in
favor of the little citadel which had been so often stoned
and entered. The last rapture I ever knew lying between
her voluptuous swelling thighs was on the day she took
to the city; and that night my young boyish heart feit its
first aches and trouble. Two days after she kissed me
sweetly at the gate, saying that she would never forget
me. It has been mutual and when the carnage took her
away out of sight, the sky seemed to darken, the grass
was dead the flowers lost thei perfume and beauty. My
life followed on after that carriage.
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HOW COULD I HELP IT
He tried her on the lawn,
He tried her on the chair;
He tried her on the windowsill
But he couldn't get it there.
He tried her on the couch,
And up against the wall;
She even sat upon the floor, I
But it wouldn't work at all.
He tried it from the front, ';
He tried it from the rear;
But when he thought he had it
The thing went out of gear.
He put her on the hammock,
For there he thought she'd stay;
But just as he was ready
The hammock gave away.
He tried it this way and that,
And O! how I would laugh, \-
As the many ways he tried
To get her photograph.
* * * * * * * * *
ME FOR YOU
"I wonder what's become of Sally"
"Well me and my Boy Friend" took that
"Red Hot Mamma"
"One June Night" on the
"Road to Mandalay" in
"The Covered Wagon" at
"Three O'Clock in the Morning"
She was one of those . . '
""Hard Hearted Hannahs"
I was too tired anyway so
"Charley mv Boy" and
"Big Bad Bill" made her
"DoodlcDoo'Doo" and
"I Wonder Who's Sorry Now"
She is sitting in the corner singing
"Carolina Lullaby" to
"Ten Little Fingers and Ten Little Toes"
And she called it
"Nobody's Baby" beacause ir looked like
"That Old Gang of Mine."
XXV
SOCIAL SCIENCE
(Copy of Prof. Kirkway's famous lecture on social
science, delivered before his class of 400 students,
both male and female, in Eugenics, 1928, Colum-
bia University, New Your City.)
In sexual intercourse, pleasure of the fullest kind is
necessary to bring the participants into such relations
that offspring of the highest excellance may be gotten,
How to obtain perfection is worthy of deepest consider-
ation of the most profound mind as pertaining to the fu-
ture of the race and to the subject the writer has devoted
over twenty years of hard study.
Sexuality is the science, cohabitation is the art, which
if properly understood raises our moral and physical
standard more than any thing else. Not one in a hun-
dred knows how to have perfect connections without in-
jury to both parties, and not one in fifty knows how to
get half the possible cohabitations. Idiots, imbeciles, and
cases of complaints occuring in wedlock are the indirect
result of improper corpulation.
It is known that sixty out of every hundred cases of
divorce are charged by complaint as coming from indis-
cretion committed on the first night of marriage, which
might have been avoided if the parties had had better
knowledge of sexuality. Proper corpulation not only
prevents terrible private disorders, but the exchange of
sex magnetism is positively beneficial and healthful to both
parties.
On the other hand improper intercourse as indulged
in by suffering humanity is almost as weakening and de-
moralizing as that loathsome habit called "self-abuse." In
a large percentage of love cases, love is turned to disgust
within two weeks after marriage, just because the parties
are ignorant of the perfect union of sex. A perfect sex
union is strengthening and the scource of greatest pleas-
ure to man and woman. In the first place cohabitation
should never be indulged in if either of the participants
are in a tired condition.
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Immediately after getting into bed is not the proper
time nor immediately upon the act of awakening or aris-
ing. The best result is obtained and the greatest pleasure
obtained after a preliminary sleep. Set a time, say mid-
night for the act. Awake at the set time ready for the
pleasure. , Again most . men are much too weak to get
ready for their wives. The woman has a secretion as well
as the man. The lining membrane of her vagina must
be prepared by the excretion of an oily fluid which acts
in the capacity of an oiler so as to allow the easy en'
trance of the penus and also must be preheated by the
excess of blood and self magnetism so that the nervous
system will be ready for the pleasure. If the man is
ready only partially immediately on entering, the penus
discharges a pale amber fluid from the prostrated glands
that oil the vuya. If this occurs such a strain on the ner-
vous system is produced that it sometimes causes ulcers,
loss of manhood, etc. Whenever you feel depressed or
disgusted with the woman after the action, it indicates
that you have done it improperly and are in danger of
losing your manhood if it happens too often.
The lower animals coax and tantalize each other be-
fore they undergo corpulation. Human beings should
cuddle, fondle, and kiss each other for at least half hour
before attempting corpulation and never unless the wo-
man is anxious for it. If the female is ready or is being
aroused, the man should rub his hand gently over the
rectua membrane of the vagina which is situated at the
apex of the mouth opening, and if the response of the
penus takes place too soon, touch it to the flesh of the
female and this will lessen it until you are ready. Most
men eject secretion before the climax is reached, which
should not be. Both should reach the climax at the same
time. The climax in sexual intercourse is the place
where the greatest pleasure is obtained. In man is comes
at the time when the semen is ejected and in the woman
when the point of self magnetism is reached. By prac
cicing and telling each other how they are getting along
during the act, both the man and the woman may bring
the climax together. If both reach the climax together
the highest state of ecstacy is achieved and afterward both
man and woman will be exhiliarated instead of being de-
pressed.
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If the woman is slow In reaching the climax she
'should hold her legs closer together, if not, she should
hold them farther apart. To increase the pleasure a hun*
•dredfoM she should present her parts freely so that the
entrance for the man may be easily obtained. He should
insert the penis slowly to its full length, then rest awhile
'before finding the motion. After a short time the couple
should begin the motion slowly and work themselves into
a pitch of excitement which is the climax. But before the
climax is reached they should work themselves with the
same motion mentioned above, slow and gentle, and then
the second rest. This course should be continued for a-
bout fifteen or twenty minutes meanwhile being regular
in motoin. Then finally when wishing to bring about the
climax and the ejection of the fluid, and bring it on with
a rush, joins mouths and the climax will come with a par'
oxysm of joy to both.
But this is not all. The climax is great joy but the after'
math is even greater pleasure. The penis1 should not be
taken out until several minutes later, but remain until all
hardness is gone, otherwise much of the magnetism may
be lost after the ejection of the fluid. Then, and then
only the penis should be drawn out. The motion at this
time will be very delightful. Many think the previous
bed rest mav be difficult, brt with practice it will prove
otherwise. With practice the act and its feelings maybe
prolonged as long as desired.
Such intercourse strengthens and invigorates the organs
and nervous system, and instead of causing disgusting
apathy, it generates love in a man and his wife and all of
this combines to contribute to the conception of children,
who will be found at birth to be wonderfully endowed
■with vitality and vigor-
* * *******
XXVIII
A PERFECT NINE MONTHS
Mrs. Smith presented her husband with a fine boy, one
•which weighed 12 pounds.. This happened in the South
African gold fields. An old friend went to the newspaper
office and as a joke told the editor that Mr. Smith had
a nugget weighing 12 lbs. A reporter was immediately
Rent to investigate and this is what happened',
Reporter-—Does Mr. Smith live here?
Mrs. Smith—He does
Rep.-—Is Mr. Smith inl
Mrs. S.~—No,
Rep. —I hear he has a nugget weighing 12 lbs,
Mrs. S.—(Seeing the joke) He has.
Rep.—Can you show me the exact spot where it
was found?
Mrs. S. I am afraid my husband would object.
Rep.— Is the hole very far from here?
Mrs. S.— No. quite handy.
Rep.—Has Mr. Smith been working the claim
very long?
Mrs. S.— Just about ten months.
Rep.—- Was Mr. Smith the first to work it?
Mrs. S. —(blushing) He thinks he was.
Rep.— Is the work difficult?
Mrs. S. It was at first, but he found it easier later.
Rep.—Is the water plentiful?
Mrs S—Its sufficient to carry the work on smoothly
Rep.—Has he reached the bottom yet?
Mrs. S.—No, but very near.
Rep.-—You think there are any more nuggets there?
Mrs. S. —Oh yes, if the claim is worked properly,
Rep.—Has he worked it .sinc£ he found the nugget?
Mrs. S.— No, but I told him last night it was time.
Rep— Does anyone help him?
Mrs. S.— Only me and I do all I can to help him.
Rep.—Do you think he would sell his claim?
Mrs. S.—Oh, no it gives him the greatest pleasure
to work it.
Rep.—May I see the NUGGET?
Mrs. S.— Certainly Sir. (bringing out the baby )
Rep.— GOOD NIGHT!
XXIX
A SERIOUS MISTAKE
A young man desired to give his sweetheart a present
Cor her birthday, and after much deliberation decided to
give her a pair of gloves. At the same time that he pur-
chased them his sister purchased a pair of step'ins. The
saleslady got the packages mixed and when they were de-
livered the next day, the sister received the gloves and
the sweetheart the step'ins. Unaware ot this fact he sent
the following note to his sweetheart;
My Dear Sweetheart:
This little gift is to serve as a remembrance of your
birthday, and at the same time to replace the ones I rip'
ped the last time I was with you. Had it not been for
mv sister 1 wou d r.ot have gotten the short ones, but she
said every one was wearing short ones and leaving them
unfastened They are a rather delicate color, bu"- the
saleslady showed me some she had been wearing three
months without cleaning, and they were not soiled. I
wish 1 could help you put them on the first time, but no
doubt many other fellow's hands will feel of them before
I see you again. I hope you will think of me every time
you put them on. They looked very nice on the saleslady
akhough they did not fit her as snugly as I am sure they
will fit you. I did not know che eract size, but felt that
I should be more capable of knowing than any one else.
When you put them on the first time, sift a little talcum
powder in them and they will slip on easier, and when
you remove them, blow in them as they are new and
might become damp after wearing. Be sure to keep them
on while c1eaning, for they will shrink. 1 am almost en'
vious of them for they are to cover that sweet part of
you which I love to hold in my hand. Hoping you will
receive them in the same spirit that I am sending them,
and that you will be wearing them the next time I am
with you, so that I can have the pleasure of removing
them, I am yours,
George
XXX
THE REASON WHY
The dogs once held a meeting,
They came from far and near,
Some came in Automobiles,
And some came in on a bier.
But before into the hall they were,
Allowed to take a look,
They had to take their assholes off
And hang them on a hook.
Then into the hall they went,
The mothers, son, and sire,
But hardly had they been seated,
When someone hollowed Fire.
Then up they jumped all in a Bunch,
They had no time to look,
And each one grabbed an asshole,
At random right off the hook .
They got their assholes all mixed up,
It made them awful sore,
To think they never had the one,
They used to have before.
And thats the reason why you see,
As you go down the street,
Each dog will stop and swap a smell,
With every dog he meets.
And thats the reason why
A dog will leave his bone,
Just to smell another's asshole,
In hopes he will find his own.
ATTA BOY FIDO!
XXXI
EARL'S ONE TUBE SET
Lexington, Ky., May 20, 1928
Dear Rose:
I must write you about Earl's one tube set. We have
been reading about the Chicago girl's Cats-whiskers set
which could only get local stuff. It was about midnight
when Earl suggested a hoop-up that would get more dis-
tance than any Cats-whiskers set. Earl had been playing
with my receiving set all evening and I was so eager for
him to tune in, that I could hardly restrain myself and
wait for the hook-up.
He erected his antenna outside my coil for warming up
purposes, but found he could get better results inside.
At first he ground on my water connections and there
was a moment of static; but slight interference. He began
to manipulate his vario-coupler immensely. (Hot Diggity-
dog.) We were slowly but surely picking up at higher
speed. Earl became so excited, as his tube picked up
more distance, that I was afraid he would become exhaust-
ed and collapse on account of his earnest endeavors to
please me and also to satisfy himself.
It seemed that the whole world was trying to tune in
on my set, and my coil began to get hotter tnd hotter,
until all at oi«ce Greece came in strong, and then sig-
nals began to fade, and the lights began to dim. I never
knew that radios could be so interesting, but now I know
why men work all night to get a long distance with their
tubes. I have found from experience that an eight inch
tube is about the most thrilling tube you can get. Some
of these tubes are covered rubber insulation, but with
these on it is harder to get results.
Earl expects to get better results as soon as he has his
batteries recharged.
Hoping you can find time to try the new hook-up with
Peter, and let me know the results,
I am till the bench breaks,
Margaret.
XXXII
JUST A LITTLE BIT
A little pressure of my foot
Against your buttoned boot.
A scribbled note a little date,
A meeting when the hour is late.
A little room in tome hotel,
A little promise not to tell.
A little drink fust for two,
A little drink when we are thru;
A little mussing of the heir,
A little fussing in a chair.
A little bathroom all in white,
And a curtain shutting out the light..
A little shirtwaist laid aside,
A little bust that tried to hide.
A little shirt laid in a chair,
A little shirt of underwear.
A little blush, a little sigh,
A little promise by and by.
A little bed of shinning brass,
A little burning of the gas.
A little night robe mostly lace,
A little kisss, a tight embrace.
A little pair of hearts that beat,
A little effort to repeat.
A little towel, or maybe two,
A little nudging up to you.
A little sleep till half past four,
A little teasing for some more.
Another little sleep, and then,
A lunch in bed at nine or ten.
A little fussing while we dress,
A cigar and a dear caress.
A little bill, a little sigh,
A little promise not to cry.
A little stealing down the stair,
A little secret we can share.
A little weariness the next day,
Like little children after play.
A little wish that you and I,
May have another by and by.
ECHOES FROM THE PARLOR
Time: 11:45 p. m.
"What do you mean, George? Stop!, this very minute,
I say. No sir, I won't, No sir, take your hand right away.
My God! what do you mean? I'll let you know that I am
not that kind of a girl. Will you behave yourself? Stop,
this very minute or Til scream. No, I tell you, you can't
feel it. Stop, my God you hurt me. Quit, I tell you. What
are you trying; to do? They don't open on that side. Will
you stop. There see what you have done? Yes you did
tear them. No, I won't open my legs. My God, Mother
will come down stairs in a moment. No sir, I won't lay
down on the sofa. Oh my God, but I never thought you
would act this way. (noise of them falling on the sofa)
Oh, for God's sake quit. Oh, you are so rough. Well if
I do open them for just a minute, will you let me right ;
up? No I won't take that nasty thing in my hand. Stop, \
I'll squeeze it till I hurt you. See if I don't. My God, ;
George, you never can get that big thing in. Oh, you
• hurt me, you won't go gertly, you are only saying so to
fool me. Oh, Ah, Oh, for God's sake don't hurt me so.
Oh do please stop, for just a moment. Yes, that don't
hurt quite so bad Y-Yes, it does F-Feel Good Yes, you
may do it as fast as you like. What? Shove up to meet
you, that way? Y-Yes, darling, IT'll tell you W-When
1 am r-ready. Yes, so am I. Now darling, Oh, Now,
NOW, There, there, Oh, Ah, Oh, Ah, Oh, My God,
How GOOD. Oh George, hold me I'm fainting.
HOW TO RUN A MOTOR
Husband at telephone— Hello Central, give me City
133 please. Hello, is that Doctor Brown?
Doctor Brown— Yes sir.
Husband— Say doctor, my wife is very ill; she seems
all run down, what would you advise me to do for her?
At this time the operator by mistake cuts the husband
off from Doctor Brown and connects him with a salesman
who is telling a customer how to fix his motor.
Salesman— Draw her water off and give her time to
cool, take her jacket* off and feel her bottom. Then blow
her flue out and get her hot again, then try her with a
little grease and a nine inch stroke, keeping good time
Sock it to her a few times to loosen her up until she
blows off. Then if she is no better you had better call an
experienced man and let him have a shot at her.
:H s}: ^ ^ :>s :]: ^J ^t ^
THE TEN MODERN COMMANDMENTS
I. Thou shalt flirt, tease, vamp, but restrain from pet'
ting and parking.
IT. Keep thy figure trim and sylph-like, nobody loves a
fat girl.
III. Beware of the Blackbottom, fallen arches often result.
IV. Powder thy nose, rouge thy lips a plenty, they are a
flappers trademark.
V. Covet the other girl's sweetie, if you want him, but
make her leave yours alone.
VI. If you are on a joyride and your sweetie gets fresh,
make him walk home.
VII. Keep thy skirts to thy knees, don't leave too much
to the imagination,
VIII. Chew gum silently, park in far-away places, great
is the stickiness thereof.
IX. Honor thy Father and thy Mother, but stay away
from sugar daddies.
X. Get your man and learn how to keep him, by being
on the square.
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LIST OF BEST SELLERS FOR 1928
Title Aulhor
The Chance of a Lifetime .---------_____Iver Bloomersoff
The Yellow Stream______________________P. A. Little
The Anxious Woman__________________R. U. Coming
The Rooster's Mistake____________.----------Rhoda Duck
Childless________________________——__ I. M. Barren
The Shepherds Delight _____________ A. Rams Bottom
Flapper's Wail_______:___.____.__.___Missed Her Period
The Halt in the Desert__—_________ Mustapha Pea
How to Reduce A Fat Woman _.___Ride Her Haggard
The Ideal Husband__.___________John Henry Everhard
The Contented Wife ■_.____________.____Peter Be Long
:The Open Kimona___________________Sey Mour Hair
The Dairy Maiden_____.------.__---------------Lotta Bulbs
The African Princess_____.____.--------Erasmus B. Black
Hoof Hearted_________..________________ Ophelia Rass
The Dawn of Love__.__________.____ Holden Hizcock
Sheik's Demand _—_-----.~--------.-----Must Have A. Boy
The Passionate Brute___________________Nina Knight
The Sore Spot________,_______:___.____ Titas A. Drum
The Happy Honeymoon_____._____ Maude Fitzgerald
The Goldenarc__----------_--------------------L P. Standing
The Limitation of Offspring____Dr JCutcha Knockoff
The Optional Route______________—.____-.__R. Sole
Lover's Laf)or Lost_____________^____Miss Carry Agee
The Spot on the Wall____(Chinese) Who Flung Dung
The Chamber Maid's Romance_________Carry P. Daily
Dangerous Days------_---------.__--------._____ Pastor Period
Nothing Doing____________________,___ Iva Woodcock
The Easiest Way_____,----________________Eileen Back
Man to Man ____.----_—_____.__._________ Oscar Wild
Beyond Control (Yiddish) ^.,_____,_____ S Leyft Shitler
At the stroke of 12_________________ John Henry Bent
Favorite Shot —.__------_.—*--------------___Her Bottom
The Great Rubber Failure ___-_—___„____Iva Child
The Russian Passion Play ____________ I Bitter Titzoff
Birth, Control __,-------.—.-----___----:_:___ lona Seerynge
The Wild Cat's Revenge ^______—_____Claude Balls
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THE AMERICAN CIRCUS
You Philipinos don't know wnat you arc missing by
not wanting to become citizens of this grand country of
ours. There isn't anything like it under the sun. You
ought to send a delegation over to see us—the land of
the free, land of fine churches and 180,000 licensed sa'
loons; .bibles, forts and guns, houses of prostitution, mil'
lionaires and paupers; theologians and thieves; libertines
and liars; polititicians and poverty; Christians and chain .
gangs; schools and scalawags; trusts and tramps; money
and misery; homes and hunger; virtue and vice; a land
where you get a Bible for 15c and a bad drink of whis'
key for 10c; where we have a man in congress with three
Wives and a lot in the penitentiary for having two wives;
where some men make sausage out of their wives, and
some want to eat them raw; where we make bologna out
of dogs, canned beef out of horses and sick cows, and
corpses out of people who eat it; where we put a man in
jail for not having the means of support and on the rock
pile for asking for a job of work, where we license bawdy
houses and fine men for preaching Christ on the street
corners; where we have a congress of 400 men who make
laws and a supreme court of 9 men who set them aside;
where good whiskey makes bad men and bad men make
good whiskev; where newspapers are paid for suppressing
the truth and made rich for teaching a lie; where profes'
sors draw their conclusions from the same place they do
their salaries; where preachers are paid $25,000 a year
to dodge the devil and tickle the ears of the wealthy;
where business consists of getting hold of property in any
way that won't land you in the penitentiary; where trusts
"hold up" and poverty "holds down"; where men vote
for what they do not want for fear they will get what
do want by voting for it; where a girl who goes wrong is
made an outcast and her male partner flourishes as a gen'
tleman; where women wear short hair and short skirts and
men wear long hair and long trowsers; where the political
wire puller has displaced the patriotic statesman; where
men vote for a thing one day and cuss it for 364 days;
where we have prayers on the floor of our National Capi'
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tol and whiskey in the cellar; where we spend $1000 to
bury a statesman who is rich and $10 to put away a work'
ing man who is poor; where to be virtuous is to be lone
some and to be honest is to be a crank; where gold is
substance— the one thing sought for; where we pay
$15,000 ^- a dog and 15c per dozen to a poor woman
for making shirts; where we teach the 'untutored' Indian
eternal life from the Bible and kill him off with bad
whiskey; where we put a man in jail for stealing a loaf of
bread and in congress for stealing a railroad, where the
checkbook talks, sin walks in broad daylight, justice is a'
sleep, crime runs amuck, corruption permeates our whole
social and political fabric, and the devil laughs from every
street corner. Come to us Fillies. We've got the greatest
aggregation of good things and bad things, hot things and
cold things, all sizes, varieties and colors, ever exhibited
under one tent.
>;: ;•: $i :js & :■: :Jj ^« >;:
HOW DID THE SWEDE BET?
HAWTHORNE RACE
Anne Moore___________________________ 2:10
Mary Anderson___________________._____ 2:09
Norfolk________________________________ 2:07
Belle __:____________—_________________ 2:08
Mrs. Langtrys __________________________ 2:05
Layon_________________________________ 2:04
Kannote__________________________—_ 2:03
John Johnson_______________-----------— 2:02
' Trade Dollar___________________________ 2:07
Abbett________________________________ 2:06
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"THE BED OF LOVE"
A rosctinted room with a soft light playing upon it
dimly from the pink shrouded lamp that stood in the
corner near the dressing case, draped in . rose'colored
silk. The fire in the grate, burned down to red coals,
sent out little capricious puffs and flashes of light that
suddenly illumninated dark corners, revealed the pink
coverings of the low bed, the lounge with it's pale red
cushions, the cherry toilet stand with it's white ewer basin,
two rocking chairs draped with white covers embroidered
in roses. The dimness, with it's soft explosions of lambent
light from the fire place, was mysterious, suggestive
soothing, sensual.
The lock clicked; the door opened; they entered.
He, tall, with masterful eyes, wrapped in his overcoat,
gloved and well groomed. He held the door open for her
as she came, not gliding, not tripping, but with the elas'
tic yet firm and vigerous step betokening youth and ad'
venturousness, restrained by cultivated elegance
She wore a long, dark coat that fitted her slight, swel'
ling body as close as the soft glove upon her hand; a dark
skirt just touched her welhformed calves. Above these a
soft hat with a fleur de lis of ostrich tips*of black, that
swayed voluptously as the movements of her head sug'
gested. A close drawn, thick veil covered the face and
even the hair, and of the personality of the face of this
charming, elegant and enticing figure nothing could be
seen.
But one might guess anything of the pair of very
bright eyes that gleamed through meshes of the veil—
eyes that seemed to dance with excitement, pleasure, dar'
ing amusement, curiosity, expectation.
She had walked to the fireplace and stood with one
little foot poised on the fender, one hand, released from
the muff holding up the skirt, below which could be
seen peeping the gleaming white laces of delicate lingerie.
Closing the door, he bolted it carefully and taking pff
his overcoat, hat and gloves, he flung tTTem
on the lounge. Coming up behind her he softly slipped
his arms "around her waist and took possession of the
muff, which he threw upon, the lounge with his wraps.
Not a word had been spoken, but now he said in a
coaxing whisper:
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"Shall I help you off with your coat and make you
comfortable "
"In a moment," she said, in a voice so low that it
seemed to him like the first long-drawn sigh of the or-
chestra beginning the nocturne.; The look under the
veil must have been arch, smiling and tender. This you
might guess from the light that sprang from her eyes.
Then dropping the skirt, she patted the hand that lay
on her waist, quickly— once, twice, three times— as a
bird would flutter it's wings upon a caressing hand. Going
to the dressing case she slowly drew off her gloves, deft-
ly unpinned the veil and reached up to remove the hat.
He watched the soft, small curve of the bust as she stood
in the three-quarter pose. He saw the soft hands, the
rounded wrists showing against the blond-brown hair,
and a great inspiration of happiness stole over him. He
sighed-------.
There came a little chirrup of bird-like laughter from
her, because, from where she stood, she could see him
distinctly reflected in the mirror. She laid down the hat,
turned with a smile that displayed little white teeth beau-
tifully set in a mouth framed with lips of glowing rose-
leaf, and clasping her hands for warmth she came forward
on her toes with that indescribable walk of the young
woman who feels love throbbing hysterically within her;
"Poor boy!" she murmured plaintively, smillingly. She
leaned against the other end of the mantle, her cheek a-
gainst one hand and catching up the dark skirt with the
other, she shot the dainty little foot forth upon the fen-
der again.
"Poor boy, are you then SO impatient"?
A beautiful blond face it was, with tints of sea-shells
on the cheeks, in the delicate ears; the pale blue porce-
lain behind the deep sea-blue iris of her eyes, large lumi-
nous, innocent, yet comprehensive of glowing emotions.
The blonde-brown hair was drawn in a knot at the back
of the perfectly formed and well poised head. Curls of
of blonde-brown hair started out where the pins did not
confine them; strayed upon her neck rounded as a pillar.
This face smiling, the eyes flashing half reproachful, half
merry banter, was lighted up by fitful flames leaping in
the grate, or buried in sudden eclipses of darkness, un-
til it grew Rembrandtesque, vague, yet distinct, seeming
to take some of the fitfulness of the light from it's nature.
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"I am never impatient." he answered, "when I can feel
you are with me. I merely swim in expectation, so that
the impatience is dulled by it's own joys."
"That's very pretty." she answered.
Then standing where she was, her hand strayed up to
and lighly loosed the buttons of the coat upon her bos'
om. All the while she looked at him playfully. Then
suddenly turning about, with her arms stretched out be'
hind, she backed up to him with a little gesture of help'
lessness to be removed of the coat. He stepped forward
to meet her, both arms around her and her head fell
back upon his breast. With brutal directness and confi'
dence his hands went to the two small, soft swells of her
bosom and clasped them. He stood looking down into
her eyes. Both were smiling, both were self contained,
and yet at that moment subtle fire began to tingle in the
veins of each. Under his hands he felt the beating of her
heart through the swelling curves, and she felt that his
hands, so rudely, deliciously disturbed the soft mysteries
of her breasts, were confining sighs that labored within
her. They smile vacantly at each other, laughing mean'
inglessly. He gave her a tight squeeze and released her.
I am astonished at that!" she said to herself., "Poor
thing," she thought. "I can also wait."
He folded the coat, placed it on the lounge, and then,
wheeling one of the great chairs before the fender, sat
down,
"Fancy." she cried in a little horrified tone. "I like your
courtesy, monsieur."
"But you will like this much better." he replied, tak'
ing her hand, guiding her around until she stood in front
between his knees. She looked at him as one in a smil'
ing trance, obeyed the slightest pressure of his hands,
and thus directed, sat down— not upon his knee, but
closely, warmly upon his lap, where, with a thrill, he
could feel the full rounded tournure at the very citadel
of his physical being.
"But you know." he began softly, "that I like to be
rude and direct with you, simply because you are so dc
licate, so secure from rudeness in your very sensitiveness?"
"Ah, but you are not rude with me," she answered
coyly; "you are delicious with me,"
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"That is because, then, you understand the delicacy of
rudeness. One, may delight to rudely shock modesty
when he* alone is to know of it. And modesty may be dc
sirous to be shocked by love. Yet I could not endure to
be rude to you before another."
"I understand you," she whispered. "You shock me in'
to delight and expectation."
"Modesty in the desire for love," he said, "is like the
soldier who feels not the shock of wounds in the heat of
battle. Such shocks only decrease at the time of the ar*
dency of pursuit. Love's rudeness is a love'blow, a deli'
cious pain, an exquisite outrage when compared with the
convention of usual life. For instance, here is the kiss of
a brother." And with tight drawn lips he gave .her a
glancing kiss off the mouth. "Here is a husband's kiss."
he gave her a subdued but direct kiss on the lips. "But
here is the Kiss of Love's Desire." he added. - She .had
.caught the meaning of his play.
As she saw his lips approaching she yeilded herself,
fascinated, to the game. Her own lips were pouted softly
half apart as if she were listening eagerly to fair''off music;
her eyes closed, her bosom heaved with a little sigh and
then she felt the quivering, passionate pressure of his lips
touching, devouring, outraging all the modesty of her
own, with a burning sensation of languishing, sinking
pain and delight that was sucking up the whole marrow
of her physical being. She was racked, tortured, burning,
bursting with sighs, as mysterious as dreams, yet she
clung to the kiss until he drcv his lips away and left her
collapsed, heaving, dewyeyed and limp in his arms.
In the swimming, delicious, agony of that moment, one
thot reeled thru her brain: "I am all his—-all of me."
Then he bent forward again, and once more with eager
abandonment, she closed her eyes and her lips met his
' as before; Not with the same thrilling shock, however, or,
was it? She felt a moment's doubt and then the very soul
within her surged in despairing incitation to her lips.
Then she awoke to the burning languor again. There was
a whirlwind of a sigh that racked her bosom. Somewhere,
far off from her lips, she fe't the touch of an intrusion
that was brutal, but oh, so soft, so welcome, so filled with
excitement that every drop of her blood rose delighted
to meet it. She felt his hands toying with her skirts, felt
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the soft touch of his fingers upon her silken stocking.
With his lips glued to hers she felt helplessly outraged,
physically numbed. His hand wandered "lightly, tenderly
upward. She felt it playing with the garters that clasped
her swelling limbs, above the knee, and then they caressed
the naked skin itself. She gasped, fluttered, like an impri'
soned bird and unconsciously, under the torturing delight
of the dalliance, her limbs fell apart and she was wholly
at the mercy of that rude, yet caressing captor.
Yet, it did not go higher, but caressed the rounded
contours of the knees, the soft satin of the skin and was
suddenly withdrawn. Then he threw his arm around her
waist, pressed her closely to him and then released her.
She smiled up at him, like a half'frightened, fascinated
child, her eyes half veiled by the throbbing lids, in an
ebbing ecstasy.
"Are you afraid of me?" he whispered to her, smiling.
"If I were," she answered reproachfully, "I would not
thus give myself to you."
She paused; she wanted to give herself to that deter'
mined conqueror who led passion in such silken fetter.
She pulled his head down with her arms about his neck
and sighed to him: "Undress me if you wish." ..,<■
"There spoke Aphrodite, the lovely one," he said. "I'll
do it. but first I will equip myself for that labor of love/'
Rising with her still in his "arms, he deposited her
limp form in the chair, and standing before her he quick'
ly disrobed down to the silk, and stood like a stripped
athlete before her.
"Now," said he, taking her hand, and with her eyes
upon his and a beautiful, vague smile upon her lips, she
stood up before him. ,
His hands played for a moment with the buttons of her
dress and then laid open the mystery of her bosom. He
removed the bodice that gloved her and released the
white shapely arms, both o fwhich he kissed. He loosed
the dark draping skirt and let it fall about her feet. Then,
pressing a light kiss upon the swelling beauties of each of
her girlish busts, he unclasped the armored defence of
her satin corset and flung it upon a chair. She stood be
fore him now, a rosctinted Venus, in the white foam of
her dainty chemise, rooted in the dark skirt that had fal?
len about her feet like a beautiful statue upon a rode
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pedestal. Leaning forward he clasped his hands about the
lithe, senuous, yielding body that palpitated with life
under the jealous chemise, and drawing her close to him
lifted her out of. the skirt. Holding her so they both
could feel their hot limbs pressing against each other, her
bosom was against his heart, her warm thighs were help'
lessly and closely impacted upon for a moment, and then
he set her down on her feet, a released houri, no longer
a statue, but a coquettish vision of the world's desire in
soft tinted flesh, in white chemise and black stockings.
Then seating himself again, he took her once more
upon his lap, with only the cobwebbed gauze of her chc
mise and his tights between the flesh that clothed these
two radiant, enraptured, expectant bodies, at this moment
as it were arrectis auribus upon the threshold of the vague
infinitude of passionate love.
And yet he pospomed the moment— dallied with the
dream.
"Do you know?" he whispered in the little ear at his
breast, while she curled up like a bird in it's warm nest—
"Do you know that I have loved to think of you, on this
night borne in to me lying upon a white litter, as you
are, your chemise covered with rose leaves, triumphantly
but silently upon the shoulders of black slaves, and laid
at my feet. I have loved to dream of that moment when
I should suddenly lift the cover of your drapery, gaze up'
on your beauty as all mine, devour your sweet hody
with kisses and sink to sleep in the delirium.
"Ah," she thought in a numbed trance, drawing closer
to him, her hips writhing in voluptuous restlessness upon
his lap, "when he talks so to my heart all of me is his
slave/' In a tense, low whisper she said: Why not? Why
not?" He planted a long soul kiss upon her lips.
"I am my own black slave," he answered, "and I see
the rose leaves covering you in blushes." Without another
word he arose, took her across his arms as ane might car'
ry a child. He moved to the bed and laid her down at
full lenght upon the pale cover. In the mysterious rose
light he looked tat her as she lay, her eyes bright but
half veiled by the trembling lids. She lay like a Venus
in the soft light, the clinging chemise falling over her
body, enclasping, enfolding, holding, yet revealing her.
Taking her hands he placed them above her head on the
the downy pillow. "I parole them there." he whispered,
"upon honor, not to move."
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"On parole of honor," she murmured.
"Tiens ta foi," he whispered, "you are asleep—till love
shall awaken you." Her eyes closed.
He lifted with light hand the filmy chemise below the
knee, until the stain of her bare leg shone above the
black of the stockings encircled with their beautiful col'
ored bands. Then he said:
"There are six places to kiss the woman you love.'1
Two kisses he planted, one each upon the rounding limbs
just above the garters. Then with a motion ravishingly
swift and yet deliberate, he drew the veil of her chemise
still upward, until—there grew the curling blonde-brown
hair again, a little love's forest of Ardennes between the
rounded marblclike columns that guarded on either side
the gateway to paradise. And just above the curling nest
next he pressed a sudden burning kiss. "Three," he said,
and then with vandel hand and eyes he uncovered the
snowywhite bosom and placed two more upon the twin
strawberries that nestled upon the girlish busts. Then
raising his lips to her quivering red ones, he pressed a
long, hard soul kiss, so long that when he felt her wilting
in his arms, he released her.
"Almost!" she gasped, and then with the last sigh of
the eager, yet resisting languor she murmured, "Ah, if
you would knock again."
And once again he started at the knees and kissed his
way thru that beauteous wilderness. When he touched
again the nest of curling moss, he felt the passionate
quiver of her swelling thighs and heard a sigh begin in
tremor and convulsively escape her bosom. So when he
reached the lips again and ceased, he asked:
"Have you no further orders?"
"No orders," she whispered. "But where you have
knocked so tenderly, you may enter when you please,
monsieur, my love."
He lay down beside her, took her in his arms and said:
"If madame will lead me in."
Where the mystery of his life abode he felt, as in a
trance, half of pain, half of delirious pleasure, the magic
of a soft, feverish touch that thrilled him as with fire.
No other word was spoken. The fitful fire flashed
dreamy explosions. Beneath the bed clothes was a silent
rustle, the heaving of the sea, the sudden swift overmas'
tering struggle of the primal instinct which betokened
the arrival of that wondrous moment in love which the
immortal Goethe addressed with despairing appeal:
"Stay, oh, stay yet awhile—thou'rt lovely."
With a last fitful flash the fire went r.v.1
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MY EXPERIENCE
Thinking that there would be someone that would like
to read it, I have decided to tell my experience in being
initiated into the mysteries of sex.
At the age of eighteen I was as innocent a girl as ever
lived. I knew that there was some mystery connected with
the marriage relation, but just what it was and how it was
done I never knew .
At that time I was about five feet, four inches in height
weighed about one hundred and thirty pounds, and had
well developed titties that stood out pretty and white and
were well rounded.
My parents were spending the summer in Europe, and
I had gone in the country with my aunt and her family
to spend the summer at one of the lake resorts. We had
been there several weeks and as I was a girl for solitude,
I had formed the habit of wandering off by myself along
the lake shore with my book to spend the afternoons.
In the course of time, I had found a secluded spot
where 1 could lay and dream without being molested. It
was well screened with vines and bushes that anyone pass'
ing within a few feet of it could not see me.
On this afternoon, I had nardly seated myself in my
little nook when I heard voices. Not wishing to be dis-
turbed I lay quiet, thinking they would pass by. As
they drew nearer I could tell by their voices that it was
a man and a woman, and as they drew still nearer I
peeped out and saw that it was a young, couple that I had
noticed at the hotel where we were stopping, and they
seemed verv much devoted to each other. In place of
passing by they seated themselves in a few feet of me
and by moving branches I could get a very good view of
them without them seeing me. Their conversation was
such as you would expect from two love-sick swains for
• some little time, but finally they began to hug and kiss
with much gusto.
After a few moments of this, I saw his hand slide
down to the bottom of her skirt and up her leg. As he
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did this she squirmed a little but made no further resis'
tance. Emboldened by her passiveness, he drew her
skirt up to her waist snd I could see that she was a splen-
did speciman of womanhood in her prime. It did not
take long to realise that she was ripe to be plucked for
he reached up and unbuttened her waist and slipped it
off, loosed her skirt and drawers and slipped them off,
leaving her with nothing on except her underwear and
stockings. The vest he pulled up until her titties were
exposed. They were not very large but beautiful in con-
tour and firm and round as they were exposed to full
view. He gave a little squirm and seised one in Jiis
mouth and began to bite and kiss it with great ardor,
then I saw her hand slip down to his trowsers and un-
button them. She took out what I knew must be the
male Engine of Love.
It was of good size, though I have seen and tested
larger, but as this was my first one to see, I thought it
fierce looking as it held its great head straight up in the
air and throbbed with restrained passion. By this time I
was greatly excited and my nest was twitching with a
desire that I did not understand. Peeping thru my leafy
bower again, I saw things were coming to a climax. He
had stood up and loosed his trawsers and slipped them
off, and was now lying down alongside the almost naked
girl, with one hand playing with her titties and the other
gently parting the^ hair around her nest and rubbing it
up and down.
This seemed to increase their desires, for with a groan
he pulled one of her legs over him and slipped his en-
gine up, and began to feel for the entrance to Paradise.
After a few misses he got it started and seizing her fat
buttocks in his hands he slowly pressed her up to him,
and from where I was still watching I could see the lips
of her nest red and glowing spread out to allow his en-
gine to penetrate, slowly at first, but finally with a vig-
orous shove he drove it home up to the hilt, and all that
I could see was the stretching lips of her nest and his
great balls hanging down between her legs.
With a convulsive gasp of pleasure, she now pulled
him over on top of her titties and whispering words of
love, she gasped and panted, "Oh I will die, I will die1'
until he transferred his mouth from her titties to her
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mouth and effectively stopped all her gasps with one vig-
orous shove that buried his engine clear to the hilt.
They both groaned and gasped and lay passive in each
other's arms, kissing and giving no further sign of life.
By this time I was nearly frantic, with desire, and as I
wa'xhed the approach of the climax, my desire
became so strong that I could hardly keep from crying
out. I felt the gush of something warm, and soon felt
it running downt my legs.
They lay this way for some time; finally he sat up,
without withdrawing his engine and taking one of her tit-
ties at a time in each hand he gently rubbed and tickled
ties at a time in each hand he gently rubbed and tickled
them, kissing her frantically until she began to raise her'
self up and down, and as she raised I could see that his
engine was again swelled and giving her the satisfaction
that she desired. As they approached the climax again
he gave one frantic heave, threw her over backward,
landing on top of her without withdrawing and began
to push and heave until you would have thought it would
have broben her in to, but just seemed to be what she
waited for at each shove she panted harder, all the f'me
teasing squirming and raising her buttocks to meet his
downward thrusts, until with one final gasn both col'ap'
sed and lay panting in each other's arms. They lay quiet
for some time, and then he withdrew his engine, which
now was soft but swollen to er.ormous size, and as the
great head came out she gave a long, deep sigh of re-
leif, then they resumed their clothing, and left me to my
thoughts. I was burning up with desire. My nest was
throbbing and feverish and I made up my mind to rot
let another opportunity pass. If necessary I would
make an opportunity to taste of the sublime pleasure that
I had just witnessed.
Returning to the Hotel, I was very much interested in
seeing the return of a voung man from the evenm? boat
He was ab^ut twentvfive years of age, six feet tall, of
athletic build, and wlv'le not handsome, was especially
pleasing looking and gentlemanly in appearance. On r0-
ing up to my room to prepare for dinner, I glanced thru
the slats of the closed bh'nds and was more than pleased
to see the young man taking possession of the room ripht
across the court from mine, and, with the window exactly
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opposite, we really could almost touch each other. I.
watched for the young man at the dinner hour, but did
not see anything of him, and after sitting on the porch
for a while, I retired to my room to reflect over the hap'
penings of the day. The light was burning in the hall
and, as this shone in thru the transom, I did not light
mine; as the weather was warm, I quickly slipped out of
my clothes. I Sat down on the side of my bed and with-
out thinking hardly what I was doing, my hand slipped
down to my nest and began to rub and fondle it. This
felt good at first, but as I grew more ardent, I found it
very unsatisfactory and came to the conclusion that noth-
ing but a man could relieve my desire.
My blinds were still closed and I walked to the window
without a light; I watched for him and seeing him, a
desperate resoultion came over me. Lighting the gas and
turning it.down low so as to make a dim light, I stepped
back to the window, thrust it open and leaned out, naked
as I was as if to get a breath of air. I heard an involun-
tary gasp from him, but acting unconsciously as I could,
1 leaned there for a few moments, then stepped back to
the bed, which was on a line with the window, and lay
down on my back with my legs spread out in such a man-
ner that he could see all that I had, and lay there tremb-
ling at my audacity, but determined to carry it out.
Of course I did not dare to look his way, but after
lying there a while, absently allowed my hands to run
down my thighs. I arose and walked over to the win-
dow, and peeping thru the slat, I could see that he was
standing full in the middle of the window and gaping
with all his eyes full at me. I walked back to the bed
again, and once more lying down, spread out my thighs
wider than ever and lay quite still.
After lying this way for a few minutes, I peeped over
at his window, but could see nothing of. the youn^ man.
Believing that he would now come, and being desirous
of placing no impedient in his way, I crossed the room v
and unlocked the door, and after carefully closing the
blinds again, I stretched out on the bed in the most entic-
ing manner that I could assume. How my heart did beat!
How my nest burned and throbbed with desire! I was
so frantic with desire that all my maidenly modesty was
cast aside and I would gladly have welcomed any man in'
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to my arms and embrace. In a few minutes I heard a
stealthy step in the hall, and then a light rap on the door.
I tried to answer but could not bring my courage to the
point and so lay with my heart beating like a trip-hammer
Soon the knock was repeated and then I heard the knob
turn gently and saw the door open slowly. Apparently
sa isfied with what he saw thru the partly open door, he
slipped in hastily, closed and locked the door, and ap'
preached the bed on which I lay. I closed my eyes and
appeared to be asleep, wondering what the next move
would be. As he came nearer I could hear him breathing
until I could hardly restrain myself from crying out. One
of his hands slipped down between my thighs and gently
parted the hairs of my nest, pinched and tickled the lips,
while with the other it slipped up to my titties and be
gan rubbing and tickling the nipples. The sensation was
the most delicious I had ever experienced, altogether
different from my own manipulations. I could no longer
restrain my passion, and reached out and rubbed where
his engine was standing out in his trowsers and gave it
an ardent squeese. Without saving anything he stepped
back and loosed his trowsers, dropped them down, puh
led off his shirt, and was standing there' as naked as I.
I saw his engine in all its glory, full .oncthird larger than
the one I had seen in the afternoon. Not losing any
time he rushed over to the bed, threw himself down be'
side me, seized my titties in both hands and covered my
face with kisses with equal ardor. I could now feel his
engine along my belly, hot and stiff and throbbing like
something alive.
He raised up, reached down and parted the hairs of
my nest and pushed the head of his engine in between
its rosy lips. He began to work it in, I could feel the
lips of mv nest stretching until I thought they would be
torn. The pain was intense, but at the same time deli'
dons, and I onlv wanted him to keep on pushing. Gently
pushing, I could feel the lips of my nest distended as he
forced his engine further and further, and finally when
the delicious pain seemed more than I could bear, he
gave a convulsive push, something gave way, and I felt
that I was fully entered. He lay still for a minute and
gluing his lips to mine, his tongue darting in and out,
meeting mine, twisting in and out as mine involuntarily
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responded and darted into his mouth, gently bit my toil'
gue and darted in with his, which I gently bit, realising
that all kisses that I had before experienced were merely
child's play, and that this was the first real love kiss that
I was now experiencing. My nest was burning up, twitch'
ing and smarting with pain. Once he almost drew it out
and thrust it in again, now faster and faster, while our
tongues played hide and seek with each other. I had re
fited by what I had seen in the afternoon and was meet'
ing each of his shoves with the best of my ability, until
I felt I would die of pleasure. As he approached the cli-
max, his movements became faster and faster until nature
could stand it no longer, and with a gasp, "I am dying"
I felt the love elixir gushing from my womb, and at the
same time felt his donation to the shrine of love, bathing
my feverish parts like balm gilead. I think that I must
have fainted away from shear pleasure, at any rate I lay
passive for some time. I finally came to the realisation of
my position to find him slowly beginning motions with
his engine which was again swollen to even a larger pro'
portion than before, at any rate it felt so to me. How
ever the pain was gone and the inflamation of my lips
seemed all dissipated by his elixir, and the pleasure seem'
ed all the greater, if such a thing were possible, than it
was before. Again we reached the climax and with our
bodies pressed as closely together as possible at every
point of contact, a point of the most exquisite pleasure
for me, we deposited our mutual donation to the Goddess
of Love, and our burning parts again deluged with the
cooling, healing stream. We lay exhaufted in each other's
arms. After a few minutes he rolled off and lay with
his hands roaming over my body, caressing and fondling
me. Then the first words were spoken and he said to
me: "How did you like it?" For an answer I pulled his
head down to me and gave him a long soul kiss. I told
him all about my experience in the afternoon, what I
had seen and how it affected me and that I had deliber'
ately set out to be seduced and had exposed my person
to his ardent gase for no other purpose than to draw him
to my room. He took my tale for its full worth and said
he d;d not blame me for my actions in the least, and
would endeavor to treat me so that I would never regret
my strange actions,
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We got up and washed our parts carefully and I was
surprised to find that I had left a red mark of blood up'
on the sheet of my bed. I rolled these up and tucked
them away and we again reclined stark naked upon the
bed. We lay and talked for a time and I found him to
be a perfect gentleman of good address and able to con'
verse intelligently upon any subject. After we had ex-
changed confidences and were again refreshed, I thought
I would follow the lead of the young lady I had seen
in the afternoon, so sitting up, I leaned over him and
took his engine which was very soft and flabby in my
hand, and began to rub it gently and was not surprised
to find it swelling in my hand. He was not to be outdone
and turning began to stroke the hairs of my nest. His
engine now stood up in all its glory. I was surprised to
see a substance coming from its head. My passion was
so aroused that I began to beg him to mount me again,
and he seemed perfectly willing to do so. I could tell
by the way his engine was throbbing that he had almost
reached the limit. Raising up, he took hold of my legs,
turning me almost across the bed with my feet hanging
over the sides, he drew me down until my buttocks were
on the edge of the bed, then raising me up, he placed
a pillow under them.
In this position my nest was fully exposed as he had
spread the lips apart, and I reached down and guided his
engine into the opening which by this time was throb-
bing with desire to receive it. With one fierce lunge it
was buried to the hilt, and as our position was a good
one, he was able to drive it further home than before,
and it seemed to me that it certainly reached clear thru
me. Kissing his lips and darting my tongue in and out,
I responded to his movements, and each time he pushed
in I raised up to meet him with every push. He seemed
to penetrate me further and further. He had the ruby
nipples of my titties in his hands and was rubbing and
tickling them, giving me the most delightful sensation,
one impossible to describe but the very acme of bliss.
Once more we approached the climax, our motions be-
came very frenzied, and I threw my legs over his back
pressing him to me; we collapsed limp, exhausted, pant-
ing and gasping with the exertions of the climax. Finally
he said that he had better go back to his room and see
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me some other time when we were both refreshed, but
I begged him so hard that he finally consented to stay.
I once more got in bed, drew him to my side and raising
myself up, threw one leg over him and slipped his half
hard engine up into my hairy nest. With my arms a'
bout his neck and adjusting my body to a confortable
position lying across on top of him, I kissed him good'
night and settled myself to sleep.
I could feel his engine hot and sticky and feverish in
my nest. A delicious languor flowed over me and com'
pletely exhausted w'th this trying ordeal I had gone thru
I dropped off to sleep with his engine far up in my in'
sides. Our exhaustion was so complete I don't think
either of us stirred all night and when I awoke just at
daylight we were in the same position, his engine still
soaking in my warm and jucy nest, half hard and hs^was
still fast asleep. I worked the muscles of my nest's lips,
contracting and squeezing with all my might, soon I was
rewarded by feeling it swell far up in my nest. I contin'
ued squeezing and moving my buttocks up and down,
gently at first, gradually increasing in fervor, until finally
with a gasp he awoke just as our mutual deliberations
were once more poured forth.
When he was wider awake he told me that he had had
a delicious dream, that he thought he was surrounded by
beautiful girls and that they were all trying to administer
to his wants, some kissing him and fondling him, others
playing with his engine, while he fondled and played
with their charms. When he awoke, however and found
it was only me, and that he was in the last gap of an
accomplished connection, he was more than satisfied with
the situation. We lay and chatted for a while and he
drew me on top of him again and we took another round
of pleasure. This was slower and lasted longer than any
we had had thus far, but was equally satisfying. It was
now time for him to make his escape. After promising
to meet him at the hotel steps that afternoon, he gave
me one long passionate kiss and slipped,vout and down the
hall. I locked the door and peering thru the blinds, saw
him enter his room safely, then threw open my window
stood back a few paces to give him a last look at my
charms, he reciprocated by dropping off his pants and
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gayly waving his engine at me; then I threw a kiss as I
closed the blinds. I threw myself on the bed completely
exhausted and sank into a dreamless slumber, which last'
ed until noon. I lay for some time going over in my
mind, the events of the previous day, then arose, slipped
en my bathrobe, went to the bathroom where I took a
good genie bath in warm water, well sprinkled with toilet
water. After drying myself, I went back to my room
and ordered lunch served for myself. After this was dis'
posed of, I dressed leiurely and strolled down to the
hotel piazza, seated myself and glanced idly at a book.
I was soon approached by a genial hotel clerk who said
there was a gentleman who desired an introduction to me
and asked if I had any objections. Telling him I had
none if he could guarantee that the gentleman was ah
right, he retired and soon appeared with my young man.
Introductions, were soon over and after this sort of con'
ventionality, he asked me if I cared to take a walk with
him. I assured him that I would be delighted, and we
sauntered off in the direction of my little retreat. On
ariving there we seated ourselves comfortably in our leafy
bower. After a little desultory conversation he asked me
if I consented to his slipping his hands under my skirts,
he drew up my dress and sat looking at my beauties ex'
posed I had put on my best and very fancy lingerie, ah
so my best silk hose. The view of my white skin shin'
ing thru the lacework of my ho^e, with the strip of veh
vety skin at the tops of my stockings, then the glimpse
of my round smooth belly just showing in the opening of
my drawers with the curly locks close together at the en'
trance of my nest, was certainly an alluring sight to sus'
ceptable mankind but just then we heard voices approach'
ing, pulling down my skirts, we peeped out thru the
leaves and saw the same couple approaching that I had
seen the day before.
Putting my fingers to my lips to enjoin silence, we
watched them and saw them draw near the seat as they
had done the day before. They did not waste much time
in preliminaries, but slipping off their clothes they were
soon working hard in an effort to offer their elixir to the
Goddess of Love. While they were in the convulsions of
their first climax and while the noise they were making
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might drown any that'we-might make, my love managed
to slip up my dress and opening his trousers pulled out
his lovely engine, and stand'ng in its princely glory, and
slipped it into my nest. We did not dare to make any
noise for fear of Being heard, but lay quivering with de-
sire while our friends went thru the ceremony of bring-
ing man's engine to the desired point, and the woman's
passion to the point of desire to receive his engine. When
this was done they went at it again. Watching their move'
mcnts closely, we managed to squirm and twist until we
brought forth our donation of that wonderful elixir and
fell back exhausted.
This was not satisfying, so while they were adjusting
themselves for another round and making considerable
noise, my lover spread out my thighs so he could get
better access to my nest, and again shoved the wonder' ,
ful, lovable and throbbing engine into my twitching and
burning nest. We lay this way watching the progress of
our friends. Finally they resumed their clothing and al/
so their walk.
As soon as they were gone we got ready for a real
round of joy. He unbuttoned my waist and loosed my
corset and after stripping me of my clothes and doing
likewise to himself, he started in by playing with my tit'
ties as he had never done before, and was rubbing my
nest in such, a'way that I was more desirous than ever
before of having him enter me, at the same time he smo'
thered me with kisses, the like of which I have never
since experienced. Working his wonderful engine into
my nest in such a way that I was about to die from the
pleasure of it and working myself as I had never done
before, we were soon gasping with pleasure and our dc
nations were melting as we poured them; on the alter of
love. After resting for a while we adjusted our disord'
ered attire and strolled back to the hotel. I introduced
my friend to my aunt, we had dinner together and after
sitting and chatting on the piazza for some time, I plead'
ed a headache and retired to my room. 'Slipping ofF my
clothes, I put on my bathrobe and had another perfumed
bath as I expected to have some more of that wonderful
engine. I then went back to my room to Wait the arri-
val of my lover. We had made no arrangements, but
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when I returned 1 peeped thru the shades and saw him
gating with loving eyes toward my window. I slipped
oil my clothes and stood forth as naked as. I was born,
then stepping to the window threw it open and leaned
forth. He cLssapeared almost instantly and stepping to
the door I listened until I heard him coming down the
hall then I opened the door for him. He slipped in, I
closed the door and locked it and rushed over to the. bed,
he came quickly over to me, but I told him to undress
first, this he did and stood forth with his magnificent en'
gine waving its red crested head.
My beautiful nest was twitching and squirming, the dc
.sire being so strong for receiving his engine. I walked
up to him, threw my arms about his neck and he picked
me up and carried me over by the window which over'
looked the lawn. He stood me down in front of him
and we were locked in each other's arms, then I reached
down and seized his engine in my hands and spread out
my thighs to receive it. He gasped the situation instant'
ly bent his knee a little and in it slipped. Standing erect
a^ain he fairly raised me off my feet and I was literally
impaled upon
