Below is the raw OCR of The Songbook of Sigma Pi. Please note that most of the songs here are not specific
to Sigma Pi but are the shared drinking songs of most Greek sororities &
fraternities. If you haven't been drunk at a fraternity party, you
will not understand these songs.
If you know any songs from Sigma Pi and would like
to set the record straight, please feel free to email me at
.
Compare this songbook with the untitled
Alpha
Sigma Phi Songbook (1962),
Shitty Songs
Of Sigma Chi (1962),
Theta Epsilon Omicron Iota Pledge Manual (1973),
Raunchy
Songs of Phi Kappa Psi (1991) and
Songs of Theta Xi (1992).
The Songbook
of
Sigma Pi
Upsilon Chapter
Compiled
by
Spring 199'S.
You can talk aoout uour Sigma Nus, your Beta's and your Teke's,
in every land and everywhere, they're just a bunch of freaks.
And if you as* uour sweetheart, vhich fraternity is the beat,
She vill say that dear old Sigma Pi, i3 far above the rzzx.
Chorus:
The "S" is for the Sigma, the "P" ia for the "P" - "1", Pi,
The "S" is for the Sigma, the UP" is for the MP" - T, Pi,
And if you'll look around you and ga2e into the sty,
You vill see that naught is written, but the words of Sigma Pi.
Adam was the first man that Sigma Pi took in,
Then came old man BbrtaparteandttifenlarneGuhga Din,
Then came Admiral Nelson of the Royal British Fleet.
.Mow who i n the hell*s the next man that we are going to meet?
The Holy Bible tells us King Solomon was wise,
We know that he must have been 'cause he joined the Sigma Pi's.
And Julius Caesar conquered with a Grecian Cross on high,
And if Napoleon were back on earth, he'd be a Sigma Pi.
Now the Holy Bible tells us, that we should go to Mass,
That Samson slew a million with the jawbone of an ass.
We tried to pledge old Sproul, but we wouldn't let him in,
'Cause we thought too much of Adam and his brother Gunga Din.
Adam was the first man that Sigma Pi took in,
Socrates was the wisest that ever wore the pin.
Samson was the strongest, although he had the itch,
And if Marco Polo came to life, we'd pledge the son-of-a- bitch!
He rambled down to Beta, he thought he'd join a frat,
He thought he'd take a look around to see where he was at,
Because he was a fellow we knew he'd be all right.
The colors that he wore the next day were lavender and white.
He rambled up to heaven to see who all was there.
He found a bunch a-hangin' 'round the foot of the golden stairs.
Some were smoking cigarettes, they were ail feeling high.
They all were damn good friends of his, they all were Sigma Pi's.
A Sigma Pi he loves to live and when he comes to die,
You'll never hear a moan or groan, you'll never hear a sigh,
Hell walk right through the pearly gate, whenever he stops to say
"hi."
He walks right through the portals, for Saint Peter's a Sigma Pi.
He rambled down to Hades, to see the poor lost souls,
He found a bunch of Phi Kapps a-roasting on the coals.
For the Delt Sigs, the Theta Xi's, the sizzle had begun.
While Sigma Pi's on velvet chairs were watching all the fun.
Then in came old Beelzebub, of Hell he was the king,
And all the little imps came in and they began to 3ing,
They saw the gang give him the grip, and then they heard the cry,
That he'3 a charter member, and a damn good Sigma Pi.
t
•iow don't be disconcerted, if you miss the narrow path,
Or if you flunk your morals like you used to flunk your math,
And don't be disconcerted when you hear the funerai kneil,
For we have a strong alumni in the very depths of hell.
AlltWetS&t
(AloueU)
Chorus
All a wet spot,
Juty-t^* vetsjJot.
All a wet spot,
Jump Ae««lawet.
Ties she fieve...
Ascraggly hair?
(Yes, she has ascraggly hair)
Ascraggly hair.
(Scraggly hair)
She's all wet.
(She's all wet)
Aaahh...
Chorus
Other verses:
A high forehead
A furrow brow
Two buck teeth
A broken nose
Two big Rose Bowl-3ized
swinging tits
A dimpled chin
One black eye
Aim* Mster
Hail to the hills of Westwood
To the mighty seas below.
Hail to our Alma Mater,
She will conquer every foe.
For we're loyal to the Southland,
Her honor we'll uphold.
Well gladly give our heart3 to thee
To the B1 ue and to the Gold.
Chorus:
Aye,yi,yi,yi,
(Pledges never eat pussy)
(Your mother sucks bat shit off cave walls)
(Your mother sucks golf balls through hose pipe)
(Yourmoth^F^ corufoms)
(Your mother plays leapfrog with unicorns)
(Your brother got AIDS from your father)
So3ing me a verse,
That's worse than the first,
And waltz me around by my willy.
There once was man from Nantucket.
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin, he arid with a grin,
If my ear were a cunt, I'd fuck it.
Chorus
There once was a man from Bel-Air.
Who was doing his wife on the stairs.
The banister broke, he doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
There once was a man named Spri nger,
Whose balls got caught in the wringer.
He hollered in pain, as they rolled down the drain,
There goes his career as a singer.
There once was a girl named Alice.
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus,
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And half of her asshole in Dallas.
On a maiden a man once begat,
Cute triplets named Nat, Fat and Tat,
Twas fun in the breeding,.
But hell in the feeding,
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
Birth C**tr*i
(Yestcrdag)
Birth control,
It's enough to save
Your girlfriend's soul,
When you're crawli no up
Inside her hole.
Oh, I believe in birth control.
Pregnancy,
There's a shotgun
Hanging over me.
Now I hay? to face expectancy.
Oh, I believe in birth control.
Chorus
Why'd I have to cum?
I don't know.
She wouldn't blov.
I stayed in too long,
Mow Mong for birth control
Syphilis,
It all started with a simple kiss,
Now it hurts each time I take a piss.
Oh, I Ve contracted syphilis.
Yesterday,
My dick was always coming out to play,
Now it needs a week j ust to hide away.
Oh believe in yesterday.
Second Chorus
Why her box was sick,
I don't know,
She wouldn't say.
Now my dripping dick
Won't get thick li ke yesterday.
Leprosy,
All my body parts are fain ng off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Oh, I've contracted leprosy.
3*r& iff * Factory
(Beaatifql Dreamer)
Born in a factory, work like a slave,
Women and whiskey are all that I crave.
Breaking in windows, knocking down doors,
Turning a Tri-Delt into a dirty old whore.
Oh what a pleasure, drunk off my ass,
Boning some Tri-Delt while tipping my glass.
Beautiful Tri-Delt, come back to me.
For I am your pimp and 111 do you for free.
Born in a mountain, raised in a cave.
Women and whiskey are all that I crave.
Breaking in windows, knocking down doors,
Turning a Tri-Delt into a dirty old whore.
Oh what a pleasure, drunk off my rear,
Loving my baby while drinking my beer.
Breaking in windows, knocking down doors,
The Bios efSieme Pi
The boys of Sigma Pi are t\en.
The boys of Sigma Pi are here.
Sigma Pi is here, just spreading some cheer.
The boys of Sigma Pi are here.
Ba the Old Pacific
By the old Pacific rolli ng water.
Loyally we stand, each son and daughter.
Hail the emblem of our Alma Mater,
Mighty Bruin Bear,
California, hail your warriors,
Marching to the frag
They go forth to win more laurels,
For our name today.
Bruin Bear let loose thy thunder,
Victory's flag unfold,
Rend your enemies asunder
For the Blue and Gold.
Califor mi* Dri!*tin* S*m
Oh ve had a little party down in Newport.
There was Harry. There was Mary. There was Grace.
Oh we had a little party down in Newport,
And we had to carry Harry from the place.
Oh we had to carry Harry to the ferry.
Oh we had to carry Harry to the shore.
And the reason that we had to carry Harry to the ferry
Was that Harry couldn't carry any more.
California, California. The hills resound the cry,
We're out to do or die for California, California.
Well jwin the game or know the reason why.
And when the game is over, we will buy a keg of booze,
And we'll drink to California 'til we wobble in our 3hoes.
So dri nk, tra la la. Dri nk, tra la la.
Drink, drank, drunk last night. Drunk the night before.
Gonna get drunk tonight like I've never been drunk before.
For when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be,
For I am a member of the Souse famil y.
Oh the Souse family is the best family,
That ever came over from old Germany.
There's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch,
The Rotterdam Dutch and the Irish.
Sing glorious, victorious.
One keg o' beer for the four of us.
And glory be to God that there are no more of us,
For one of us could drink it all alone, damn near.
Here's to the Irish, dead drunk.
. The lucky stiffs,
They had four-fifths,
A six-pack too
How do you do?
And there was Granny,
Swingin' on the outhouse door,
Without her nighty,
And Grandpa yellin' "More! More! More!"
I hope he gets it. Swingin' on the outhouse door,
Until the hinge broke.
She won't be swingin' anymore.
Nah, nah, nah, nan.
Chi O. Chi O
(Hi-ho. hi-ho)
Chi 0, Chi 0,
If 3 off to bed we go,
With any luck,
Well get a fuck,
Chi 0, Chi 0, Chi 0
Chi 0, Chi 0,
It's off to bed we go,
With whips and chains,
Andchoochootr3ins;
Chi 0, Chi 0, Chi 0
Chi 0, Chi 0,
It's off to bed we go,
With plastic sheets
And assorted meats,
Chi 0, Chi 0, Chi 0
(Whan Johonu Comes
Karchiao Home)
i put my hand upon her toe,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
i put my hand upon ner toe,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
I put my hand upon her toe,
She said, "hey Pi,
7ou're vay to low.
*Get it in. Get it out.
"Stop fucking about.'1
I put my hand upon her knee,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
I put mu hand upon her knee,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
! put my hand upon her knee,
She said, "hey Pi,
"Quit teasing roe.
"Get it in. Get it out.
"Stop fucking about."
Chi 0, Chi 0, Chi 0.
i put my hand upon her tit,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
I put my hand upon her tit,
Chi 0, Chi 0.
I put my hand upon her tit,
She said, "hfey Pi,
"Gofortheclit!
"Get it in. Get it out.
^Stop fucking about."
Chi 0, Chi 0, Chi 0.
i put my hand upon her tvat,
Chi 0, Chi 0.
I put my hand upon her tvat,
Chi 0, Chi 0.
I put my hand upon her tvat,
She said, "hey Pi,
"You're gettin' me hot!
"Get it in. Get it out.
"Stop fuckinq about."
Chi 0,Chi 0/Chi 0.
i put my dick into her mouih,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
I put my dick into her mouth,
Chi 0, Chi 0,
I put my dick into her mouth,
3hesaid,"heu Pi,
"Blerrahh,
"Get it in. Get it out.
"Stop fucking about."
And nov she lies in a pine vood box
Chip, Chi 0.
And nov she lies in a pine vood box
Chi 0, Chi 0.
And nov she lies in a pine vood box,
For she'd sucked
Too many Sigma Pi cocks.
"Get it in. Get it out.
"Stop fuckinq about."
Chi 0, Chi G, Chi 0.
And nov ve dig her up again,
Chi 0, Chi 0.
And nov ve dig her up again,
Chi 0, Chi 0.
And nov ve dig her up again.
She did it once,
She'll do it again!
"Get it in. Get it out.
"Stop fucki no about."
Chi 0, Chi 0. Chi 0.
Came L*t tt* Simt * S*m
(Washington and Lee Svinq)
Come let us sing a song for Sigma Pi,
And let it be the best that you can try.
Well shout our praise far out in the land,
So that our sons everyvhere each one will understand
It's to the lavender veil ere be true.
And to the happy days that ve've been through,
Well give a song and cheer,
And ever cry for Sigma Pi, rah, rah, rah!
%*m»f aims. 4*m*
So it'3 damn, damn, damn the Sigma Nu'ers.
To heil with the Beta Theta Pi's.,
~xk the Delts and all the resi,
for we know we are the best,
We're the drunken bastard sons of Sigma Pi.
Tie Dirt* Gelde* Beer
The dirty golden bear
is losing all his hair. .
His teeth are out,
He's got the gout,
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His arc made of glass,
He's losing all his glass,
So take your goddam teddy bear,
And shove it up your golden ass.
Grrr-a, Grrr-a, Grrrrrr-*\
The dirty golden bear,
Has dirty pubic hair,
His dick is dead,
It has no head,
He cannot get it up in bed.
He tries to use his hand,
But he cannot find his gland,
So you will find him jerknig off
The U. C. Berkeley Band.
Dtvit ** t&e Ferm
Oh, it's beer, beer, beer, that makes them all so queer,
On.the Farm, on the Farm.
Oh, it's beer, beer, beer, that makes them ail so queer,
On the Leland Stanford Junior Farm.
Chorus
My eyes are dim, so dim!
i cannot see-ee-ee!
I have hey! Not ho!
Brought my specks with me!
Oh, it's peanut butter that makes you wanna spread her,
On the Farm, on the Farm.
Oh, it's peanut butter that makes you wanna spread her,
On the Leland Stanford Junior Farm.
Chorus
Oh, it's straight-backed chairs that make you feel erect...
Oh, it's apple pie that makes you wanna piece...
Oh, it's oil well that make you wanna drill her...
Oh, it's chocolate cake that makes you wanna layer...
(improvised rhyme)
&rixt * Hi $ it bell
(Clementine)
Drink a highball, at nightfall.
Let's get drunker while we can,
for tomorrow may bring sorrow,
But tonight, let's ail be grand.
Tell the story of the giory
Of our grand old Sigma Pi,
Drink a highball at nightfall
To the health of Sigma Pi.
ADrintUSiemePi
A drink to Sigma Pi, my boys,
Let's drink to Sigma Pi,
For beer's the only thing for us,
Our throats are nearly dry.
We've heard that people thirst to death,
But we don't want to die,
So raise your mugs to show how high
We'll get for Sigma Pi.
Fireside Son*
(Oft Tannenbaum)
We gather 'round the fireside bright,
I n bonds of brotherhood tonight,
And raise our voices lustily,
To sing of our fraternity.
Chorus:
Long may she live,
And may there be,
True fellowship eternally.
Once more we pledge our loyalty
To Sigma Pi fraternity.
The ci rele changes with the yean.
The brothers come and disappear,
But still the fire is burning bright,
Upon our chapter's hearth tonight.
Chorus
Remember that the mighty throng
Of brothers long since absent gone,
Retain their love and loyalty
To Sigma Pi fraternity
Chorus
fMt L*M foM
(Little Deuce Duip)
Well I'mnotbraggin', babe,
So don't put me down,
But I Ve got the biggest crankshaft i n tovn.
it's tvelve inches long,
Made of stainless steel,
And every gi rl that's eaten it
Says it's more than a meal.
Chorus
It's my foot long dong,
You don't know what I 've got.
When your pants are down,
And I get a whiff,
Then I get so excited and I get so stiff.
It's my foot long dong
With a throbbing head.
You know 111 fuck anythi ng,
That gets near my bed.
Chorus
Well I'm not braggin', babe,
So don't put me down,
But I've got the biggest damn crank in town.
When you get me near a gi rl,
it gets so long,
That I can't find a rubber,
That will fit my dong.
Chorus
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lena
Lena who?
Leaner up against the \ !,
Well have a gangbang,
Yes we will.
We'll have a gangbang vnat a thrill.
Chorus
When i was younger,
Andin my prime,
i used to gangbang ail the ti me.
Other verses:
Charlie Pride-
Charlie pried her legs open
At the gangbang,
Yes he did.
So we could fill.her full of lovin'.
Eisenhower—
I's an hour late
For the gangbang,
Yes I was.
So I missed out on all the lovin'.
Gladiator—
Glad-he-ate-her,
Before the gangbang,
Yes he was,
Cause we filled her full of vodka,
Urine—
You're i n for sloppy seconds,
At the gangbang,
Yes you are,
Cause we filled her full of vodka,
Tiajuana—
Tiajuana bring your mother,
To the gangbang,
Yes you do,
So we can fill her full of vodka.
fr&m the C*l*m*s
(The Wlffenoroef Song)
From the columns to the classroom
Or wherever students dwell,
We have heard the praises of you
Raised on high.
They have spoken of your beauty,
Of your charm and of your grace,
And the friendly way,
You smile when they go by.
So we stand beneath your window,
To sing our serenade,
And repeat to you
These words of praise we've heard,
And we 11 serenade our loved ones
In the darkness of the night,
And well dream about you
When our song is past.
The campus rings with our songs tonignt—
Songs of love.
We si ng to the gi rl that we adore- -
Songs of love.
Sigma Pi's hoping that we've pleased you,
Deep in our hearts we have wanted to
Night is fading, our song is too--
So good night.
7te Grip sfSiam* Pi
Push your girl into the corner,
Turn the lights down low,
Put your hand upon her bosom,
And the other down below,
And if3he starts to murmur,
Or asks asks the reason why,
Tell her it's the secret grip,
Of dear old Sigma Pi.
Mil Ttee - M*tf***i Ham* *fSi*m* Pi
(gqsswi Metienel Anthem)
Wel>rothers true7
Pledge thee, our love and faithful vovs renew.
While glowing bright,
■■"-iTnj radiant stars appear on high.
Still shall we pledge thy name,
Dear Sigma Pi.
Never shall our love depart,
We brothers true,
Pledge oft, as our faithful vows renew.
And glowing bright,
Thy radiant stars beam on high,
Still shall we pledge thy name,
Dear Sigma Pi.
H*&mA
Oh, ho, ho Hannah,
My Delta Gamma.
She's got a figure
Like a baby grand piana.
She's not so nifty,
She weighs two-fifty,
But fat girls
Sometimes get the best of me.
Ho, ho, ho Hannah,
My Delta Gamma.
1*11 put my arms around you
As far asthey will go
Oh, I don't care for pretty faces,
I just go for Hannah's graces.
Hannah, my Delta Gamma.
Oh, ho, ho Hannah,
My Delta Gamma.
She's lost a little bit
Of weight around the fanna.
She's getting nifty,
She's lost one-fifty,
And now it's hard to keep
The eager boys away
From Hannah, my Delta Gamm*
Oh how I'd like to tell her,
That I love her so, so, so.
I don't care Pi Phi,Thetas,
God save me from
Gamma Phi Betas.
Hannah, my Delta Gamma.
Hi. h*m A&ab*tf9 ftomc
Hi, ho, anybody home.
We're the Men of Sigma Pi.
We are here to serenade you.
Hi. ho,anybody home.
The Heese efSieme Pi
(House of the Rising Sua)
Here is a house at UCLA,
The house of Sigma Pi.
it's been the making of many great men
And now I'll tell you why.
Our founders were from old Vincennes.
They were the best of men.
They founded our fraternity,
In their foresight we depend.
A fellowship based on brotherhood.^^
On^fi^arsMpa ™
Justice, Truth and Character,
These truths we all make real.
We all believe in brotherhood,
True faith we do hold,
And all that Sigma Pi has taught,
We cherish as if gold.
Now let me tell you brother,
Through thick and thin we'll stand,
For Sigma Pi will never die,
In the heart of any man.
!>n 5 DuiMyke, I'm8 bulldyke,
; 'm a bulldyke through and though,
But I'd rather be a bulldyke,
Than a goddam Sigma Nu.
i'ma bulldyke, I'ma bulldyke,
i'ma buildyke till I die,
But I'd rather be a bulldyke,
Than a goddam Lambda Chi.
I'm a bulldyke, Cm a bulldyke,
But I'd rather be a bulldyke,
Than a goddam SAE.
rm^bulldpe;Irma bulldyke,
I 'm a bulldyke, don't knov why,
But I'd rather be a bulldyke,
Than a goddam Sigma Chi.
/ mm * Stem* Pf
(I'ma Lumberjack)
Chorus
We're from Sigma Pi and we're okaij
Fuck all night and dri nk all day,
We're from Sigma Pi and were oka«j
We go to the lava-try.
We like to go hunting,
For women just like you,
We don't care what you look li ke,
Just what you can do.
Chorus
Someti mes we go fishi ng,
We catch'em in our lap,
We take our time, to do it fine,
And never get the clap.
Chorus
We also catch the women,
That say they never lied.
Then they try to tell us
That the rabbit died.
Chorus
/ \9 S*rr& / PltdariSMl
i'm sorry I pledged SAE.,
They made a woman out of me.
They're not like the others,
They 3leep with their brothers,
SAE matte a queer out of me.
Oh Sigma Alpha Epsilon,
We're pissing on your lawn.
Oh Sigma Alpha Epsilon,
We're pissing on your lawn.
Oh Sigma Alpha Epsilon,
We're pissing on your lawn.
Oh Kappa, Kappa Kappa Gamma.
Oh what a bitch I am.
Sit on my face tastes
Like strawberry jam.
Nobody knows how horny I am.
Oh 111 fuck a Sigma,
Suck a Beta,
There's a Sig Pi I just ate-a,
Oh my God I just gotta get laid.
Nobody knows how horny! am.
Oh Kappa, Kappa Kappa Gamma.
Give me ten inches,
That I can cram.
Stick your face in my bearded ciam.
Nobody knows how horny I am.
Oh m suck your dick,
I'll beat your meat,'
Oh your cum, it tastes so sweet.
I'ma kappa thaf3 in heat.
Nobody knows how horny I am.
tit* Ishti*. Lsrt*
Chorus
Hey, lawdy, lawdy,
Hey, lawdy, lawdy, oh.
Hey, lawdy, lawdy,
Hey, lawdy, lawdy, oh.
I know a (guy/girl) whose name is (name).
Hey, lawdy, lawdy, oh.
(Improvised rhyme)
Hey, lawdy, lawdy, oh.
Chorus
TO* Liffl* rtSSSt
Oh, the pate moon shone on the bar room floor,
The place was ciosed for the night,
When out of his hole crept a little bitty mouse,
To sit in the pale moonlight,
He lapped up the liquor on the bar room floor,
And back on his hunched he sat,
And all niqht long you could hear him roar,
3RING ON THE GOD-DAMNED CAT!!
T&* rttatfSism* Pi. * Tssst
(British 6reniriiers)
, „4D 1^1 ift^thebri mini ng
And raise the song on high,
To pledge in rousing chorus,
The men of Sigma Pi.
Chorus:
for search the vide world over,
And vender far and nigh,
Truer men you'll not discover,
Than the men of Sigma Pi.
Ri ng out the hearty weeaail
And drain your goblets dry,
While the echoes are resounding,
In the praise of Sigma Pi.
Chorus
Our hand will soon be parted,
As time rolls swiftly by,
Pledge the toast true hearted,
Ye Men of Sigma Pi.
Chorus
X&Siams Pi's &w* /> Hell
There are no Sigma Pi's down in Hell.
Hell no!
Oh, there are no Sigma Pis down in Hell.
Hell no!
For they're all up above,
Drinking beer and making love.
Oh, there are no Sigma Pi's down in Hell.
Oh, there are no Sigma Chi's down i n Hell.
Hell no!
Oh, there are no Sigma Chi's down in Hell.
Hell no!
For the whole damn band is down in Fairy Land,
Oh there are no Sigma Chi's down in Hell.
The d?4 Silver 6**iet
I
(Old Gray Bop net)
1
Bring out that old Silver Goblet with Sigma Pi upon it,' . 1
And well all have another glass of beer -- KEG OF BEER!! 1
it's a damn flne college we come to for knowledge, 1
So we'll rm* hell while we're here. * '
J
Bring out ti Id Silver Goblet with Sigma Pi upon it, J
And we'll al :*e another glass of beer -- KEG OF BEER!! I
There's enou^i for all the brothers so to hell with the other!
So well raise hell while we're here.
1
Oh, after tomorrow well all come to sorrow,
For well never ever have another drink -- 'MOTHER DRINK*
For we all like our liquor just darned sight thicker,
Than it comes out of the si nk.
Oh, they took away our whiskey, they took away our gin,
Now they're gonna take our cigarettes away -- ALL AWAY!!
But we thank the lord above us that we still have to love us,
All the coeds every day.
Now that the old Silver Goblet with the Sigma Pi upon it.
Has been emptied by us of its beer -- KEG OF BEER!!
We can still come to college, with hereditary knowledge,
So let's raise hell while we're,
Raise hell while we're,
Raise hell while we're here!!
P*rt?B*S***
f Adld Laiw Sum)
Oh brothers raise the parting song,
At last it is goodbye.
In every heart is grief to part,
From the Men of Sigma Pi.
While time rolls on men still must pass
The parting hour is nigh,
Oh loyal band, stretch "forth your hand,
To the lien of Sigma Pi.
And Brothers when once more we meet,
Oh how shall gleam each eye,
To greet once more the friends of yore,
True Men of Sigma Pi.
When comes the time as come it must,
To leave our band for aye,
In every heart 3hall fuller start,
The love of Sigma Pi.
We are the Phi Kapps,
Phi Kappsareve,
Butt fucking faggots,
Willing and free. .
Our little weenies
All measure three,
For we are the Phi Kapp tags!
Sails, balls, balls!
We are the Phi Kapps, *
Scrawny and weak.
We like to take it
And we all came here,
When dung by TKE,
Sails, balls, balls!
And every night at seven o'clock,
We like to suck on each other's cock,
We think that Boy George is a real fox,
For we are the Phi Kapp fags!
Balls, balls, balls!
And every day when we sit in class,
Acting obnoxious and passing gas,
We know that Sig Pi has lots of class,
For they are the Sig Pi studs!
Balls, balls, balls!
Pi PkiGiris
We are the Pi Phi's, Pi Phi's are we,
Happy go 1 ucky, bare assed and free,
We never lose our virginity,
For we are the Pi Phi girls!
Balls, balls, balls!
And every night at seven o'clock,
We watch the houseboy play with his cock,
We 1i ke to see those big knockers rock,
For we ere the Pi Phi girle!
53lls, balls, balls!
And every night when we go to bed,
We never lose our dear maidenhead,
We always use a Candle instead,
For we are the Pi Phi girls!
Balls, balls, balls!
PiPkiS***
High above the Pi Phi *3 garter.
Way above her knee,
Lies the source of my contentment,
Her virginity.
, Roll her over, ever gently,
Lay her on the grass
All that I have ever ^ted,
A piece of Pi Phi ase '
GtmemkeriM
(Whew Irish Eues are Smiling)
tome the long remembered scenes of good old college days.
I can hear the brothers singing, as they did in the days of yore,
And I wish I were there again with the Sigma Pi's once more.
--f rrSigmrf^ we are
true,
We pledge ourselves i n loyalty dear Sigma Pi to you.
He// Yvvr Lev Over
Chorus:
Roll your leg over,
Oh roll your leg over,
Roll your leg over,
The Sig Pi's are here.
If all the young maidens were...
Trees in a forest, I'd be an axe and chop their clitoris.
Pies one shelf, I'd be a baker and eat them myself.
Bats in a steeple, I'd be a bat, there d be more bats than people.
Statues of Yenus, I'd come equipped with a petrified penis.
Bricks in a pile, I'd be a mason and lay them in style.
Fresh blades of grass, I *d be a mower and cut me some ass
Waves on the ocean, I'd be a ship-and go with the motion.
Strawberry sundaes, I'd be a spoon and dip in their undies.
D.G.'s in heat, I'd be a Sig Pi and give them my meat.
Big light house towers, I'd be a wave and slam them for hours.
Pieces of shit, I'd be a fly and stick to their clit.
Bicycle riders, I'd be a seat and ride up inside tt^r.
Arabian soil, I'd be Exxon and drill them for oil.
Beautiful flowers, I'd be a bee and pollinate them for hours.
Holes in the road, I'd be a dump truck and give them my load.
Telephone poles, I'd be a squirrel and shove nuts in their holes.
Pi Beta Phi's, I'd be an Arrowman and cream in their thighs.
Diamonds and rubies, I'd be a jeweler and polish thier boobies.
Fish in the ocean, I'd be art porpoise and show them the motion.
Fish in a pool, I'd be a stark with a water-proof tool.
(Thg CamJu Man)
Who can take his organ, (repeat)
Dip it in vaeeiine, (repeat)
R3mit up inside her
Till it tickles in her spleen.
Chorus
The S & M man,
(TheS&MmarO,
The S & M man can cause
He mixes it with love
4nd-makes4he-hur^^feelgaod;^
(The hurt'n feel good)
Who <an take your right wrist? (repeat)
Cuff it to a^^
Spin you all around,
And whip you with his tool.
Chorus
Who can take a dildo? (repeat)
Boil it till it's hot (repeat)
Cover it with oil,
And ram it up your twat.
Chorus
Who can take a chain saw? (repeat)
Shove it up your hole (repeat)
Turn the fucker on,
And make a tuna casserole.
Chorus
Who can take a cheese grater? (repeat)
Rub it on your tits (repeat)
Cut them into pieces,
And eat the little bits
Chorus
Beayer for sale or rent.
Slide it in straight or bent.
No bugs and no regrets.
Ya ram it in and get it wet.
Chorus
We've got (3, 2, 1) hours
Of ramming hard,
Down Landfair boulevard
I'm the guy from Sigma Pi,
Shootin' my load.
Sigma Pi has got it made.
We're always gettin' laid.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Ask your mother or your sister too.
Sum* Pi Sv**M**rt
Men of Sigma Pi,
Let me tell you why,
All the world,
Has come to be so fair.
My old heart has strayed,
To a certain maid,
And to speak my love,
i do not dare,
So I've made a song,
Though it is not long,
Telling of the gladness in my heart,
JWoi^jU/au^
Do you think my heart will thrill,
When I my secret do i mpart.
Qh dream girl,
Your bright eyes so softly shine
That they've lit the love lights
In this heart of mine.
Something near,
And something dear about you,
Makes them glow
With eloquence divine.
And so I have learned
To read their message,
Let me place upon your heart
This cross of gold,
As a symbol that you,
Are a Sigma Pi girl too,
You're the sweetheart true,
Of dear old Sigma Pi.
Mz Si*m* Pi Giri %.
MySigmaPigirl,
You're the one girl for me.
I mean it, you know that I do.
The touch of your hand,
Is a blessing to me,
That no other girl can give.
I feel that V yours,
And I know that you're mine,
That's something that can't be denied.
Move aid adore you,
My life lies before uou,
My beautiful Sigma Pi girl.
7t* mu Wtot Stov
Chorus
Oh, we're off to see the wild west show,
The elephants and the kangaroos.
Never mi nd the weather,
As long as were together.
Were off to see the wild west show.
And in this corner...
♦
We have the amazing Tattooed lady!
Fantastic, incredible, no shit!
Tell us about the mother fucker!
Tattooed on one cheek and another "W"
Tattooed on the other cheek
And when she does cartwheels,
it says, "WOW, MOM, WOW!"
Lhorus
We have the amazing Tattooed lady's sister!--
The amazing tattooed lady's sister
Has MMerry Christmas" tattooed on one thigh,
And "Happy New Year" tattooed on the other thigh.
And she wants you to come up between the holidays!
We have the amazing five hundred pound Bengal tiger !--
The amazing five hundred pound Bengal tiger
Is the only pussy that can eat you!
We have the amazing two hundred foot tall giraffe!--
Whenever the amazing two hundred foot tall giraffe
Walks into a bar, he says, 'The highballs are on me«u
We have the amazi ng Wi nk Wack bi rd!- -
The amazing Wink Wack bird has a string
Tied from his eyelid to his pecker,
So when he wi nks, he whacks!
We have the amazing Oh No bird!—
The amazing Oh No bird has balls
That hang down six i nches
So when he comes in for a landing,
rfe says, "Oh No!"
We nave the amazing Rat Tat Tat Tat bird!--
The amazing Rat Tat Tat Tat bird
rlies at a speed of 75 miles per hour.
And had balls that hang 4 feet down.
So when he comes in for a Iandina,
aRat Tat Tat Tat/
We have the amazing Fungawi tribe*--
The amazing Fungawi tribe stands 4feet tall.
But they live in grass that stands 6 feet tall.
So when they go outside,
Oh, veil I'm the type of guy
Who'll never settle down.
Where the pretty qirle ere,
Well, you Know ttti^i'maround.
i kiss 'em end; and me *em,
Cause to me they're all the sipe.
I hug em end i squeeze em.
Though they oon't even know my name.
They cell me the wanderer,
Yea the wanderer,
3m around, around, around.
Oh, veil there's Bo on my left.
There's liar yon on my right,
^rahfome4$4he#i%^e%
That 111 be vith tonight.
And when she oaks me
Which one I love the best,
l tear open my shirt
And go a- rosie on my chest.
Cause I'm the wanderer,
Yea the wanderer,
I roam around, around, around.
Chorus
Well I roam from town to town.
I go through life without a care,
And I'm as happy as a clown,
And with my two fist advice,
I'm going now here.
I'm the type of guy,
Who li kes to roam around.
I'm never in one place,
I roam from town to town,
And when I find myself,
Falling for some girl, yea,
I top right into that car of mine,
And I drive around the world.
'Cause I'm the wanderer,
Yea the wanderer,
I roam around, around, around.
'Cause I'm the wenderer,
'/sathewenderer,
i roam around, around, around.
Oh, we went rollinq,
Over the roiling,
Over the roiling sea.
For the gamest crew
That sails the blue
Is our fraternity.
So we take THREE DRINKS I
And one DRINK MORE!
To the glorious flag on high.
True brothers,
Well sail life's great sea
TktWkttf
'HTBfaimer^ sea,
Who told this tale of woe to me.
There once was a maid with a tvet so wide,
She never could be satisfied.
Chorus
So they built this big fuclcing wheel,
With balls of brass and a big cock of steel,
The tells were filled with boiling cream
And the whole fucking issue was run by steam.
And around and around went the big fucking wheel,
And i n and out went the big cock of steel,
Until at last the maid she cried:
"Enough, enough. I 'm satisfied r
Chorus
But there is a moralio this bit,
There was no way of stoppi ng it.
The maid was torn from twat to tit,
And the whole fucking issue went up in shit!
Chorus
&Ae* tie It*** is deir
(Old Kent ret* Horn*)
When the moon is clear and the stars are bright,
