Assholes Are Cheap Today
(Tori Amos sings a version of this song.)
Assholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Small boys are half a crown
Standing up or lying down
Bigger ones for bigger dicks
Biggest ones for three-and-six
Get yours before their gone
Come now try one.
Come, come, come
Come, come, come,
Come, come, now try one
. Thanks! John Patrick.