They Called The Bastard Stephen
There was a young maid from a mountain glen
Seduced herself with a fountain pen
The pen broke and the ink ran wild
And she gave birth to a blue, black child
- They called the bastard Stephen
They called the bastard Stephen
They called the bastard Stephen
'Cause that was the name of the ink -- wink, wink.
Stephen was a bonny child
Pride and joy of the mother wild
All her worry was this
Steady stream of blue, black pis
- They called the bastard Stephen
They called the bastard Stephen
They called the bastard Stephen
Because that was the name of the ink -- wink, wink.
Mary of New Brighton Pier,
Seduced herself with a bottle of beer,
The top came off and the froth ran wild,
And she gave birth to a nut brown child.
- They called the bastard Frellfalls,
They called the bastard Frellfalls,
They called the bastard Frellfalls,
For that was the name of the beer -- queer, queer!
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. Thanks! John Patrick.