Beer is Best
I was out in the Libyan Desert,
Beneath the great big sun,
When I saw this dirty old warrior
Put water in my jug;
I said to the dirty old warrior,
"How dare you gungadin;
Take that shit away from me,
And take me to a brewery."
Chorus:
- 'Cause beer is best, have another one, beer is best,
Makes you sit, makes you strong,
Puts more muscle on the old ding-dong;
Beer don't make babies, puts hair upon the chest,
What did Adam say to Eve but "beer is best"?
Oh I want a beer, just like the beer,
That pickled deer old Dad.
It was a beer, but not the only beer,
That Daddy ever had,
A good old fashioned beer with lots of foam,
It took six men to carry Daddy home;
Oh I want a beer, just like the beer
That pickled dear old Dad.
I went down to the country whorehouse,
About eleven O'clock,
I saw this dirty old harlot
Put Vaseline on my cock.
I said to the dirty old harlot,
"How dare you filthy whore,
Take that shit off my pole,
And give me some felatio."
(Chorus – tickled dear old Dad, six minutes to make Daddy come)
I went back to the country whorehouse,
Back to the very same place,
I saw this dirty old harlot
Pull down her panties of lace,
She cast aside her panties
And sat upon my face;
I don't know, but guys like us,
We just like that cunnilingus."
(Chorus – smothered dear old Dad, six men to pull Daddy out of there)
. Thanks! John Patrick.