Bloody, Bloody Orkney
This bloody town's a bloody cuss
No bloody trains, no bloody bus
And no one cares for bloody us
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
The bloody roads are bloody bad
The bloody folk are bloody mad
They make this place bloody sad
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
Oh bloody crows, Oh bloody rain
No bloody kerbs, no bloody drains
The council's got no bloody brains
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
Everything's so bloody dear
A bob for just a bloody beer
And is it good? No bloody fear
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
The bloody films are bloody old
The bloody seats are bloody sold,
You can't get in for bloody gold
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
The bloody dances make you smile
The bloody band is bloody vile
It only cramps your bloody style
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
No bloody sport, no bloody games
No bloody fun. The bloody dames
Won't even give their bloody names
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
This bloody place is bloody bad
With bloody blanket over yourhead
Be better when your bloody dead.
Bloody, bloody Orkney.
. Thanks! John Patrick.