Bugger Off
Traditional (?)
Chorus:
Well bugger off, you bastards bugger off! ("Fuck you!")
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! ("Fuck you!")
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
Now don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!
Here's to all the barkeeps and waitresses who've been servin' you
your beers,
They put up with your noxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
So be leavin' all your money on the table when you go,
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbin' head and nothin' left to show
Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin' for the band,
And thinkin' one of them might make a charmin' one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not meant for you.
We'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.
So now you been promisin' the ladies a night of lovin' bliss,
But truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you bloody sods you'll not be gettin' laid.
And the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll be paid.
Chorus...
Chorus again and slow down to the end.
Notes: During the Chorus the audience response to "Bugger off" is to
scream "Fuck You!" and give "the finger" to the band or, if the song is
a recording, to those around them.
. Thanks! John Patrick.
