Bye Bye Blackbird
Once a boy was no good, he took a girl into a wood,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird,
Laid her down upon the grass,
Rubbed her tum and pinched her bum,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird,
He took her where no-one else could find her,
To a place where he could love and grind her,
Rolled her over on her front, and there upon she bore the brunt.
Blackbird, Bye Bye.
But the girl was no sport, took her story to a court,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird,
Told her story in the morn, all the jury had a horn,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird,
And then the judge came to his decision,
Now this poor sod got 18 months in prison,
So next time boy, do it right, take along some dynamite,
Blackbird, Bye Bye.
Take off all your underwear, I don't care if you're bare,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird,
You learned me how to dance and sing,
Even how to shake that thing,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
You took me to your bungalow in the wildwood,
And there I took advantage of my childhood,
You took off my lovely dress, looking for the blackbird's nest,
Blackbird, Bye Bye.
. Thanks! John Patrick.