Captain Kidd
Me name was William Kidd,
As I sailed, as I sailed,
Me name is William Kidd,
As I sailed,
Oh, me name is William Kidd;
And God's laws I did forbid,
And so wickedly I did,
As I sailed, as I sailed.
Oh her name was Nelly Brown,
As she sailed, as she sailed,
Her name was Nelly Brown,
As she sailed.
Her name was Nelly Brown,
And if you gave her half a crown
She would take her knickers down,
As she sailed, as she sailed.
Now the captain's name was Jock
As he sailed, as he sailed
Now the captains name was Jock
As he sailed,
Now the captains name was Jock
He had a multi-colored cock
Like a stick of Blackpool Rock
As he sailed, as he sailed.
His name was Billy Hunt
As he sailed, as he sailed
His name was Billy Hunt
As he sailed,
Oh, his name was Billy Hunt
And he thought he had a cunt
But his ass was back to front
As he sailed, as he sailed.
Here is a bawdy version of the traditional song "Captain Kidd". This
is found on the 1968 record THE IRISH SING RUGBY SONGS compiled by
Harry Morgan .