Christopher Columbo
In fourteen ninety-two,
Down in the Spanish Alley
A dego took his cock in hand
And shouted hot tamale.
Chorus:
He said the world was round-o;
His balls hung down to the ground-o;
That masturbatin', fornicatin'
Son-of-a-bitch Colombo.
A girl ran from an alley
And who was it that pursued her.
The vitamin egg ran down her leg,
Columbo sure had screwed her.
Chorus
At that time that in Spain
There reined a queen called Isabella
She knew by a glance at the bulge in his pants
That Chris was a fine young fello
Chorus
Columbo had a one eyed mate,
He loved him like a brother,
Every night 'til very late,
They'd masturbate each another.
Chorus
For forty days and forty nights
They sailed in search of booty.
Upon the shore they spied a whore
By God, she was a beauty.
Chorus
They went over the rail by head and tail ,
A-shedding coats and collars;
In fifteen minutes by the clock,
She made nine thousand dollars.
. Thanks! John Patrick.