Christopher Robin
Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs,
Clutched in his hand are a bunch of white hairs.
Oh my just fancy that,
Christopher robin castrated the cat.
Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Lily-white hands are caressing his head,
Oh my, couldn't be worse,
Christopher Robin is shagging his nurse.
Little boy sits on the lavatory pan,
Gently caressing his little old man,
Flip flop into the tank,
Christopher Robin is having a wank.
. Thanks! John Patrick.