A is for A
Alluette
The Alphabet
Assholes Are Cheap
Auntie Mary
The Bachelor's Son
Balls Hang Low?
Balls of O'Leary
Bank At Monte Carlo
Bastard Stephen
Beer Is Best
Beer Glorious Beer
Bloody, Bloody Orkney
Boring For Oil
Born Dead
Boy Meets Girl
Bugger Off
Bullshit
Burn Our Shit-house
Bye Bye Blackbird
Campus Hall
Canal Street
Captain Kidd
Casey Jones
John Haroldson
Charming Betsy
Chistifo Columbo
Christopher Robin
Cocaine Bill
Colonel McBride's Raiders
Craven A
Darkie's Sunday School
Dead Dog Rover
Dead Whore
Diarreha Song
Die of Drinking
Dog Named Rover
Down the Sewer
Drive It On
The Elephant's Bottom
Eskimo Nell
A Fairy Story
Fireman's Song
Gang Bang
Garter Fixer
Gay Cavelero
Gingerbread Inches Long
The Girl's In France
Goddamned Dutch
Hallelujah, I'm a Bum
Happy Birthday 1
Happy Birthday 2
Hate Your Fucking Face
Honey Cadence
Hot Vagina
Hymn, Him Fuck Him
I Haven't Seen Hitler
I Love My Wife
I Shit Myself
Work In Chicago
I Went To Seoul
Irish French Letter
Jesus Saves
Jody Cadence
John Thomas
Jonestown
Lady Jane
Large Balls
Lehigh Valley
Leprosy
Call You Sweetheart
Life Presents ...
A Little Love Song
Mademoiselle
The Mailman Song
Mañada
Mary Anne Burns
Minnie the Mermaid
Monks of St. Bernard
M.O.T.H.E.R
Motherfucker's Ball
The Moose Song
The Music Man
My Girl's a Vegetable
My Granny
Nape Is Great
Napalm Sticks to Kids
Necrophiliac Song
Old Grey Bustle
Old Maid & Tom Cat
One-eyed Trouser Snake
One Tit Malone
Only A Beer Bottle
The Ovaltine Song
Peri-Periwinkle
The Piddling Pup
Ports of Call
Puff the Tragic Faggot
Rajah of Astrakhan
Raping Your Date
Red Flag
Red Wing
Roger of Kildare
S&M Man
Sam, Sam...
Seven Nights Drunk
Show Us Your Thing
Sir Jasper
Sister Grace
A Soldier and a Sailor
Strafe the Town
Strawberry Roan
Strawberry Whore
Ta Ra Ra Boom Dee Ay
Take Your Man...
Tastes Like Shit
Three German Officers
Three Jelly Fish
Two Irishmen
Uncle Bud
Violate Me
The Wild West Show
The Woodpecker Song
Walk With It In?
We Are The Pi Phi's
Wee Wee Song
What Have You Done?
Whatawank
Who Did The Pushing?
Who is Sylvia?
Will You Marry Me?
With An F
Like A Finger?
Yankee Doodle
The Yogi Bear Song
You're Number 1
Songs With Music

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Happy Birthday
Tune: Volga Boat Men

Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Ha-a-a-a, Happy Birthday, Ugh.

Pain and sorrow in the air,
Death around us everywhere.
One year closer to the grave,
Think of all the food we'll save

Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Ha-a-a-a, Happy Birthday, Ugh.

Easter Bunny broke his leg,
Bled all over the Easter Eggs,
Santa Claus wrecked his sleigh,
No more presents on Christmas day.

Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Ha-a-a-a, Happy Birthday, Ugh.

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