I Went to Seoul City
(aka Miss Lee's Hoochie)
Tune - "On Top of Old Smokey"
I went to Seoul city,
I met a Miss Lee.
She said for a "short time"
Come spend it with me.
I went to Lee's hoochie
She slid shut the door
Our shoes stayed outside
And she fired up the floor.
She asked for 5000*
T'was all that I had
She took off her long johns
And rolled out the pad.
Her breath smelled like kimshi
Her bosom was flat,
No hair on her "pogie"
Now how about that?
I asked to go "benjo"
She led me outside
I took out "old smoky"
He crawled back inside.
I ran to the medics,
Said, "Doc, what shall I do?"
The Doc was dumfounded
Old smoky was blue.
Now if you're in Seoul city
On your next three-day pass,
Take my advice
And sit flat on your ass
Now your ass may grow tender
And Miss Lee may tempt you
But better a "red ass"
Than old smoky blue.
* 5000 wan equaled about twenty-five cents.
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. Thanks! John Patrick.