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The Alphabet
Assholes Are Cheap
Auntie Mary
The Bachelor's Son
Balls Hang Low?
Balls of O'Leary
Bank At Monte Carlo
Bastard Stephen
Beer Is Best
Beer Glorious Beer
Bloody, Bloody Orkney
Boring For Oil
Born Dead
Boy Meets Girl
Bugger Off
Bullshit
Burn Our Shit-house
Bye Bye Blackbird
Campus Hall
Canal Street
Captain Kidd
Casey Jones
John Haroldson
Charming Betsy
Chistifo Columbo
Christopher Robin
Cocaine Bill
Colonel McBride's Raiders
Craven A
Darkie's Sunday School
Dead Dog Rover
Dead Whore
Diarreha Song
Die of Drinking
Dog Named Rover
Down the Sewer
Drive It On
The Elephant's Bottom
Eskimo Nell
A Fairy Story
Fireman's Song
Gang Bang
Garter Fixer
Gay Cavelero
Gingerbread Inches Long
The Girl's In France
Goddamned Dutch
Hallelujah, I'm a Bum
Happy Birthday 1
Happy Birthday 2
Hate Your Fucking Face
Honey Cadence
Hot Vagina
Hymn, Him Fuck Him
I Haven't Seen Hitler
I Love My Wife
I Shit Myself
Work In Chicago
I Went To Seoul
Irish French Letter
Jesus Saves
Jody Cadence
John Thomas
Jonestown
Lady Jane
Large Balls
Lehigh Valley
Leprosy
Call You Sweetheart
Life Presents ...
A Little Love Song
Mademoiselle
The Mailman Song
Mañada
Mary Anne Burns
Minnie the Mermaid
Monks of St. Bernard
M.O.T.H.E.R
Motherfucker's Ball
The Moose Song
The Music Man
My Girl's a Vegetable
My Granny
Nape Is Great
Napalm Sticks to Kids
Necrophiliac Song
Old Grey Bustle
Old Maid & Tom Cat
One-eyed Trouser Snake
One Tit Malone
Only A Beer Bottle
The Ovaltine Song
Peri-Periwinkle
The Piddling Pup
Ports of Call
Puff the Tragic Faggot
Rajah of Astrakhan
Raping Your Date
Red Flag
Red Wing
Roger of Kildare
S&M Man
Sam, Sam...
Seven Nights Drunk
Show Us Your Thing
Sir Jasper
Sister Grace
A Soldier and a Sailor
Strafe the Town
Strawberry Roan
Strawberry Whore
Ta Ra Ra Boom Dee Ay
Take Your Man...
Tastes Like Shit
Three German Officers
Three Jelly Fish
Two Irishmen
Uncle Bud
Violate Me
The Wild West Show
The Woodpecker Song
Walk With It In?
We Are The Pi Phi's
Wee Wee Song
What Have You Done?
Whatawank
Who Did The Pushing?
Who is Sylvia?
Will You Marry Me?
With An F
Like A Finger?
Yankee Doodle
The Yogi Bear Song
You're Number 1
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Here are a few of the songs which currently interest me. For songbooks, songs and recordings categorized by informant you can click here under the proper category: Rugby, Hash House Harrier, Fighter Pilots, College and Children.  Please note that rugby, hash house harriers, fraternities share many, if not most, of the same drinking songs.

Boy Meets Girl. This is a relatively rare bawdy song.  As far as I know no folklorists have collected this song.

Bugger Off.  This song is listed as tradition by the Tim Maloy's and I have heard a few times locally.

Chamber Lye. (aka Von Hindenburg or John Harroldson).  This song is listed in the Erotic Muse first edition even though the editor had doubts about its currency as a FOLK song. The Erotic Muse second edition omits this song.

Chastity Belt.  This is a modern folksong that tries to imitate the Elizabethan style song.  I have traced it back to 1956/57 at a RAF party.  It may be of WWII RAF currency.

Craven A. This is a rare bawdy song which has been collected by Ron Edwards in Australian and still seems to survive in England where it is reported as being sung to a different tune that the one on my single recording.

Diarrhea Song. This children's song-chant made an appearence in the 1989 movie Parenthood.

The Elephant's Bottom. This is apparently a English music hall song which still survives almost exclusively in England.

Garter Fixer. This bawdy song was known during WWII and it is found on the first Sportsdic Rugby Record.  The it is also recorded on the Naughty Butt Nice underground polka band record.

I Haven't Seen Old Hitler For A Hell of A Time.  There is very little written about this old, now rare favorite WWII song.

I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover. This folk parody seems to have escaped the ken of folklorists.

I Shat Myself I Knew I Would.  So goes this song sung to various tunes including the "Old Hundredth", "Hernando's Hideaway" and other unnamed tunes.  Do you sing this song?  Are you willing to share your version?

I Used To Work In Chicago.  This is just a note on the performance of this old classic. 

Napalm Sticks To Kids.    This has been known as a RECITATION, as a song and as a CADENCE. 

Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man.  Here is a recording of an old classic, "Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man", which has rarely been recorded.  The earliest report of this song is in the 6pg typescript from 1945-47

Swing Low Sweet Chariot.  Although this in not inherently a bawdy song, the MOTIONS which accompany this song make it VERY OBSCENE. 

Violate Me In The Violet Time.  This song was known to G. Legman and is the 1943 book Unexpurgated but apparently has not been tracked by folklorists.

Yogi Bear.  This bawdy version is known to some rugby & hash house harrier groups.  The non-bawdy version is sung at summer-camps in the USA.

The Wild West Show. (aka The Hamburg Circus, Larry Turn the Crank). This song used to be quite common but it has escaped being tracked by the folklorists. Though mentioned in the first edition of the Erotic Muse, Ed Cray still didn't have a second example of the tune for this song so it was, regrettably, also left out of his Erotic Muse II

Woodpecker Song. This is NOT the sticking a finger in a woodpeckers hole.  Instead it is another song about a woodpecker pecking on different types of trees.

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