Mademoiselle from Armenteers
(Compare this with "Three
German Officers")
Chorus:
- Mademoiselle from Armenteers, parlez-veus,
Mademoiselle from Armenteers, parlez-veus,
You didn't have to know her long
To find the reason men went wrong
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She sold her kisses for ten francs each
Soft and juicy -- as sweet as a peach
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I had more fun than I can tell
Beneath the sheets with Mademoiselle
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I fell in love with her at sight
Wacked myself for half the night
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She go to church and say her prayers
And make a beeline for the stairs
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She'd give a wink and cry qui qui
Let us see what you can do with me
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On her bed she sure was fun
Moving her ass like a Maxim Gun
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I fucked with her but I fucked to much
Today when I walk I use a crutch
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She'd grab your pick and give it a squeeze
'Till it hung down below your knees
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in all the bars
she'd roll her ass
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She could hold her drink without a doubt
She was going strong when I passed out
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. Thanks! John Patrick.