Mary Ann Burns
Mary Ann Burns is the queen of all the
acrobats;
She can do tricks that will give a man the shits.
She can flip a green pea from her fundamental orifice,
Do a double backflip catch it on her tits.
She's a great big son-of-a bitch, twice as big as me,
Hair on her ass like the branches in a tree.
She can swim, fish, fight, fuck,
Fly a plane, drive a truck.
Mary Ann Burns is the girl for me.
. Thanks! John Patrick.