My Granny
(Tune - Delilah by Tom Jones)
I saw the white of her thighs as I pulled down her panties.
I saw the crystalline juice from last night on her pubes.
She was my Granny,
distended fanny and wasted fallopian tubes.
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Why, why, why, my Granny,
My, my, my, my Granny.
Eighty-four,
an octogenarian whore,
forgive me my Granny I just couldn't take any more.
Chomping away on my tool night and day I was happy.
With my meat in her gums she was content.
She got lockjaw,
I felt my hands round her throat and she sucked no more.
Chorus
. Thanks! John Patrick.