Necrophiliac Song
(Sung by Dennis "Mu-Sick"
Gill"';
Tune -
Jake the Peg by Rolf Harris)
My name is Jack,
(deedle, deedle ack)
I'm a necrophiliac (deedle, deedle, deedle ee)
I fuck dead women (deedle, deedle, deedle ee)
And I fill them full of semen (deedle, deedle, deedle ee)
I get frustrated
When they get cremated.
Because try as you must,
You can't fuck dust.
Each time I enter the mausoleum gate
I get the urge to fornicate.
My name is Bill
I like to fuck'em when their still
And whack off in
An occupied coffin
I love wrinkly women
Who are over sixty-five
Es-spec-ial-ly
If they died when twenty-five.
Each time I pass the cemetery gate
I get the urge to copulate.
My name is Mitch
And I dig a wealthy bitch
Not because she's really rich
But in a six-foot ditch.
Like most men I am not
I don't prefer my women hot
I may be bold --
But I prefer my women cold.
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. Thanks! John Patrick.