The Alphabet (aka Anthony Roily)
A is for Asshole all tattered and torn,
B is the Bastard that's never been born,
CHORUS:
- Heigh Ho said Roily.
With a roily polly, up 'em and stuff 'em,
Heigh Ho said Anthony Roily.
C is for Cunt all dripping with piss,
D is the Drunkard who gave it a kiss.
E is for Eunuch with only one ball,
F is the Fucker with no balls at all.
G is for Gonorrhea, Goiter, and Gout,
H is the Harlot that spreads it about.
I is Injection for syphilis and itch,
J is the Jerk of a dog on a bitch.
K is for King who thought tucking a bore,
L is the Lesbian who came back for more.
M is for Maidenhead tattered and torn,
Nis the Noble who died with a horn.
O is for Orifice now gently revealed,
P is the Prick with the foreskin backpeeled.
Q is for the Quaker who shit in his hat,
R is the Roger who rogered the cat.
S is for Shitpot, all full to the brim,
T is the Turds that are floating within.
U is for Usher who taught us at school,
V is the Virgin who played with his tool.
W is for the Whore who made tucking a farce,
And X, Y, Z , you can stuff up your arse.
. Thanks! John Patrick.