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The Doggies' Meeting

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
Some came by motorcar.

Each doggy passed the entrance,
Each doggy signed the book,
Then each unshipped his asshole,
And hung it on the hook.

One dog was not invited,
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly bellowed, "Fire!"

It threw them in confusion,
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another's asshole
From off another hook.

And that's the reason why, sir,
When walking down the street,
And that's the reason why, sir,
When doggies chance to meet,

And that's the reason why, sir,
On land or sea or foam,
He will sniff another's asshole,
To see if it's his own.

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