The Girls In France Wear No Pants
(Tune -
The Streets of Cairo)
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Do the Hootchie Kootchie Dance
And the men go 'round
With their hammers hanging down
Do what you mama says
And do what your papa says
But don't split your pants
Doing the Hoochie Koochie Dance
Oh the girls in France
Wear their whiskers in their pants
And the things they do
Would kill a Russian Jew
And the cloths they wear
Would freeze a polar bear.
Do what you mama says
And do what your papa says
But don't split your pants
Doing the Hootchy Kootchy Dance