The Monks of St. Bernard
Sung by Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka
The monks of St. Bernard,
St. Bernard, St. Bernard,
They don't give a bugger at all. (Why not?)
They rise up right early, right early, right early,
And pee through a hole in the wall.
The green leaves are yellow,
The green leaves are yellow,
The green leaves are yellow,
And so is the hole in the wall! (in the wall!)
. Thanks! John Patrick.