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Bang Away, Lulu I
I wish I was a diamond upon my Lulu's hand,
And every time she wiped her ass, I'd see the promised land,
Oh, Lordy.
Chorus:
Bang away, my Lulu; bang away good and strong.
Oh, what'll we do for a damn good screw when our Lulu's dead and gone?
I wish I was the pee-pot, beneath my Lulu's bed,
For every time she took a piss, I'd see her maidenhead,
Oh Lordy.
My Lulu had a baby. She named it Sunny Jim.
She dropped it in the pee-pot to see if he could swim^
Oh, Lordy.
First it went to the bottom, and then it came to the top,
Then my Lulu got excited and grabbed it by the cock,
Oh, Lordy.
I wish I was a candle, within my Lulu's room,
And every night at nine o'clock, I'd penetrate her womb,
Oh, Lordy.
My Lulu's tall and sprightly. My Lulu's tall and thin.
I caught her by the railroad track jacking off with a coupling-pin,
Oh, Lordy.
I took her to the Poodle Dog, upon the seventh floor.
And there I gave her seventeen raps and still she called for more,
Oh, Lordy.
My Lulu was arrested; ten dollars was the fine.
She said to the judge, "Take it out of this ass of mine,
Oh, Lordy."
Sometimes I got a nickel and sometimes I got a dime,
But when I got a quarter, Lulu lays it on the line,
Oh, Lordy.
Pappy loved my mammy; mammy loved the men.
Now mammy's full of buckshot and pappy's in the pen,
Oh, Lordy.
Lulu got religion; she had it once before.
She prayed to Christ with the minister while they did it on the floor,
Oh, Lordy.
My Lulu went to Boston, and there she met a trucker,
She high-balled to the bedroom cryin', "Double-clutch me,
Mother-fucker."
My Lulu had a sister who lived up on a hill.
If she hadn't died of syphilis, we'd be banging still,
Oh, Lordy.
Some girls work in offices; some girls work in stores,
But Lulu works in a hotel with forty other whores.
Oh, Lordy. |
