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Bollochy Bill the Sailor


"Who's that knocking at my door? Who that knocking at my door?
"Who's that knocking at my door?" Cried the fair young maiden.

"It's only me from over the sea," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.
"It's only me from over the sea," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.

"I just got paid and want to get laid," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.

"Stop shouting at the door," Cried the fair young maiden.

"Just open the door and lay on the floor," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.

"I'll come down and let you in," Cried the fair young maiden.
"I'll come down and let you in," Cried the fair young maiden.

"What if Ma and Pa should see?" Cried the fair young maiden.
"We'll fuck your ma and shoot your pa," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.

"What's that thing between your legs?" Cried the fair young maiden.
"It's only a pole to shove up your hole," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.

"What if we should have a child?* Cried the fair young maiden.
"We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.

"What's that fur around the pole?" Cried the fair young maiden.
"It's only some grass to tickle your ass," Said Bollochy Bill the sailor.
 

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