Working Down The Sewer
Chorus:
Workin' down the sewer shovelin' up manure,
That's the way the soldier does his bit, shoveling shit.
You can hear the shovels ring with a ting-a-ling-a-ling,
When you're working down the sewer with the gang.
Now the foreman said to me,
As he grabbed me by the arse,
"You're the dirtiest little bastard
That we have upon the job.
Your wages for the week
Will be five and twenty bob,
When you're working down the sewer with the gang."One morning after eight,
When I turned up at the gate,
The foreman said to me,
"Now fucking look 'ere mate,
If you won't come fucking early
Then you can't come fucking late,
When you're workin' down the sewer with the gang."