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I have been unable to find any distinctively Jewish toasts except Lah'im & Mazaltov.   Yiddish speaking Jews were renown for their curses though and curses are nothing but the inverse of a toast and often have the same "May you..." form as a toast.  The below are primarily eastern European Jewish curses derived from the Yiddish.  Here are a few curses translated into English.   If you have the Yiddish original please send it to me at .

• May you never be alone in bed: you should always have bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc.

 

• "May you grow beets in your belly and pee borsht!

 

• May you have twelve healthy children.
  And then may someone give one of them a whistle.

 

• May they find thousands of new cures for you each year.

• May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.

 

• May you never have to visit such a filthy place as a bathroom or outhouse.

 

• May your daughter's beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.

 

• May you grow so wealthy you can afford only the finest specialists.

 

• You should be like a chandelier -- you should hang and burn.

 

• May they name a baby after you! 
  (It means "Drop dead!" because, traditionally, babies are named after *dead* relatives.)

 

• You should find a gold piece on the sidewalk and be so arthritic you can't pick it up. 

 

• Your nose should grow so much hair it strains your soup.

 

• May your blood turn to alcohol so all the fleas on your body get drunk and dance the mazurka in your belly button!

 

• May the sun and the spring breeze warm you and caress you like an apple as you hang from a tree.

 

• May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.

 

• Den ganzen Kopp sollen se haben voller Läüs und so e korz Ärmchen dass Se sich net kratze könne  
  
  "Your head should be full of lice but your arms should be too short for you to scratch."

 

• Zolst farlirn ale tseyner, akhuts eynem -- un *der* zol dir veytun (vey tun)! 
  
  May you lose all your teeth, except for one -- and *that* one should hurt!

 

• You should grow like an onion, 
  with your head in the ground pointing towards hell.

 

• May you win a lottery, 
  and spend it all on doctors.

 

• May you live in a house with a hundred rooms, 
  and may each room have its own bed, 
  and may you wander every night from room to room, 
  and from bed to bed,  unable to sleep.

 

• I hope you swallow an umbrella and it opens up inside you

 

• May you grow so rich that your widow's second husband 
  never has to worry about making a living.

 

• May you grow two more hands to scratch all your itches.

 

• May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.

 

• May you have lot of money, but you should be the only one in the family with it. 

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