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Girlfriend heard this at a drag show at a club:

I love my man, I love him best
I love him more than all the rest
I'll fuck him sitting, I'll fucking lying
If he were a bird, I'd fuck him flying
And when he's dead he won't be forgotten
I'll dig him up and fuck him rotten

[From: iy09(at) jove.acs.unt.edu Date: 1995/04/11 Usenet: rec.humor]

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