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There are many variants of toasts that start out.  "Here's to you. Here's to me." (or vice versa) that I thought that I would dedicate a page to all of the variant!   Caution some of these toasts are bawdy.

• Here's to you here's to me
  May we never disagree.
  But if we do -- then fuck you!
  Here's to me!

• Here's to you, here's to me
   If we ever disagree
   may you be in the right.

• Here's to you, here's to me
  May we never disagree.
  But if we do
  I still love you.

• Here's to you and here's to me, 
  the best of friends we'll ever be, 
  but if we ever disagree, 
  to hell with you and here's to me.

• Here's to you
  Here's to me
  And here's to the space between us. 
  One of us has to go. 
  Not you. 
  Not me. 
  But the space between us.
  
  [From the epicurious Toastpoints Archive]