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There are many variants of toasts that start out.  "Here's to you. Here's to me." (or vice versa) that I thought that I would dedicate a page to all of the variant!   Caution some of these toasts are bawdy.

  • Here's to you here's to me
    May we never disagree.
    But if we do -- then fuck you!
    Here's to me!

 

  • Here's to you, here's to me
     If we ever disagree
     may you be in the right.

 

  • Here's to you, here's to me
    May we never disagree.
    But if we do
    I still love you.

 

  • Here's to you and here's to me, 
    the best of friends we'll ever be, 
    but if we ever disagree, 
    to hell with you and here's to me.

 

  • Here's to you
    Here's to me
    And here's to the space between us. 
    One of us has to go. 
    Not you. 
    Not me. 
    But the space between us.

    [From the epicurious Toastpoints Archive]

 

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