Lustful Toasts

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Here's to somebody --
Somewhere, somebody
Makes love to somebody,
To-night.

lowe, 1910.

Here's to the flowers that form and bloom,
While you're in my arms, and I'm in your room.
There's a bird, a bottle and a bed that is tossed,
A door that is locked, and a key that is lost,
And a night a thousand years long.

[1938 CLEAN DIRT]

Here's to the roses and lillies in bloom
You in my arms and I in your room
A door that is locked A key that is lost
A bird and a bottle and a bed badly tossed
And a night that is 50 years long.

[From: pisarra (at) ccnet.com (Chris Pisarra) Date: 1996/02/16 Usenet: rec.humor]