Against Marriage

Against Marriage

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Marilyn Monroe ca. 1963 New York

Here's to marriage!
It's like a hot bath: once you get into it, it's not so hot!

Here's to the three rings of marriage!
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring!

[Not used originally as a toast. Adapted by jpm]

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