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• Women like you are the reason men like women in the first place.
  
  [Personally used by me as a toast.  I found this in a tagline collection.]

• If I had a flower for every time I thought of you,
  I could walk through my garden forever.

• Here's to the prettiest,
  Here's to the wittiest;
  Here's to the truest of all who are true.
  Here's to the neatest one,
  Here's to the sweetest one;
  Here's to them all in one -- here's to you! 

• Here's to your eyes and mine
  Here's to your lips and mine
  Our eyes have met, our lips not yet
  Here's hoping. 
  
  [See bawdy version here.]

• Here's to you and here's to me
  Here's to what we used to be --
  Here's to what we might have been
  And here's to what we'll be again.
  
  [1960, Koken]

• May these ladies distrust man in general
  But not us in particular.
  
  [1960, Koken]

• If all God's world a garden were,
  If women were but flowers;
  If men were bees that busied there,
  Through all the summer hours, --
  Oh I would hum God's garden through
  For honey, till I came to you 
  
  lowe, 1910 

• If eyes like thine can falsely shine,
  I'll cease to look for truth on earth,
  If lips so sweet can breathe deceit,
  Ne'er trust I more to woman's worth.
  
  [Byron] lowe, 1910.