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• Here's a toast to those who make toasts worthwhile -- Our Wives!

• Here's to our better halves,
  Who reconcile us to our poorer quarters!

• Here's to our wives, who fill our lives
  With little bees and honey!
  They break life's shocks, they mend our socks, --
  But don't they spend the money!

• To a Wife.
  
  She is a winsome wee thing,
  She is a handsome wee thing,
  She is a bonnie wee thing,
  This sweet wee wife o' mine.
  
  lowe, 1910. 

• Here's to my wife!

• Here's to a good wife,
  The greatest blessing Heaven can send --
  
  lowe, 1910.

• Wish her long life!
  She's mighty good looking, unrivaled at cooking;
  Knows al about medicine, as inventive as Edison;
  Just plumb full of grit, has no equal for wit;
  Sees the point when I joke, insists that I smoke;
  Never chews the rag when I get a jag;
  She knows how to sew, still calls me her beau.
  
  lowe, 1910. 

• Here's to our wives, who fill our lives
  With little bees and honey!
  They break life's shocks, they mend our socks, --
  But don't they spend the money!