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  • Here's to man!

    Before he's married, he's a dude;
    After marriage he's subdued.
    Before marriage, he has no buttons on his shirt;
    After marriage he has no shirt.
    Before marriage, he swears he would not marry the best woman in the world;
    After marriage he finds that he hasn't.

 

  • Here's to the man who has loved wisely: The Bachelor

 
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