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• Another candle on your cake? 
  Well, that's no cause to pout. 
  Be glad that you have strength enough 
  To blow the damn thing out!

• To your health! If our birthdays
  treated us half as kindly, we'd celebrate
  them, too.

• Here's to you. No matter how old
  you are, you don't look it.

• A toast, on your birthday,
  from Immaturity to Experience;
  from Youth to Age;
  from Expectation to Accomplishment.

• From an old man (or woman) to a
  young man (or woman). You do honor to
  your opportunity and reflect credit to your years.

• I pledge your health. You make
  Age jealous, Time furious—and all of us envious.

• A health, and many of them. Birth-
  days were never like this when I had 'em!

• May you live to be a hundred—and
  decide the rest for yourself.

• Here's to your health. May the days
  of your birth never be measured by the span
  of your girth!

• It is seldom we see you have a birth-
  day and seldom we see one who can handle
  them better.

• May your hours of reminiscence be filled with days 
  of good cheer and weeks of pleasant memories.