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• Here's to the men!  God bless them!
  Worst of my sins, I confess them!
  In loving them all; be they great or small,
  So here's to the boys, God bless them!
  
  [1970, Tipsi's Bar Guide]

• He tried me on the sofa,
  He tried me on the chair,
  He tried me on the window sill,
  But he couldn't get it there.
  He tried me lying on the couch,
  I stood against the wall,
  I even sat upon the floor,
  It wouldn't work at all.
  He tried it this and that way,
  Oh, how I did laugh,
  To see how many ways he tried,
  To get my photography.
  
  [1938 CLEAN DIRT; see if it is in one of the Anecdote's; ca 1948 BPL]