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Almost all limericks can be easily converted into toasts.  Just change the "There once was a ..." to "Here to ... "   These toasts below were found as limerick toasts & not adapted.   Legman's Limericks & Limericks Series II are two of the best books of limericks.  Buy them & you will have thousands of limericks for toasts.

• A LIMERICK TOAST
  
  Here's to the gal from St. Paul
  Who wore a newspaper gown to the ball
  The paper caught fire
  And burnt her entire
  Front page, sport section and all . 

• A LIMERICK TOAST
  
  Here's to old King Montezuma, 
  For fun he would bugger a puma. 
  The puma in play 
  Clawed both balls away -- 
  How's that for animal humor? 
  
  1948 

• All hail the naked female
  Big of breast, round rear, pretty tail
  Her lake of resistance
  Keeps the race in existence
  May our yen for her tail never fail!

• A LIMERICK TOAST
  
  Here's to it, and through it, and to it again, 
  To suck it, and screw it, and screw it again! 
  So in with it, out with it, 
  Lord work his will with it! 
  Never a day we don't do it again! 
  
  1880 

• A LIMERICK TOAST
  
  Here's to Harry Hamster 
  a perverted, kinky scamster 
  he stuffed his arse 
  with broken glass 
  and killed his lover's hamster! 

• A LIMERICK TOAST
  
  Here's to T. Lucretius Carus
  who cheers and consoles, from afar, us
  with his atoms pell-mell
  demonstrating that Hell
  can't ever conceivably char us. 

• A LIMERICK TOAST
  
  All hail, in our fond, foolish rhyme
  To the plush whore of yore in their prime!
  To the millions of dollies
  Whose sexual follies
  Ring down through the cathouse of Time!
  
  1965