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This series of rugby records which started in 1963 on the Sportdisc label was produced & edited by Harry Morgan and preserves some interesting variants.  These songs can be found in the two books compiled by Harry Morgan Why Was He Born So Beautiful...and other Rugby Songs and More Rugby Songs.

The Complete Rugby Song 2LP album was issued in the late 1970's un-bleeped.  This is an entirely new production that was not compiled / edited by Harry Morgan.

• Sportsdic Records: Jock Strapp Ensemble
  •   Why Was He Born So Beautiful and Other Rugby Songs
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful?  Time: 0:35
    • Walk Farther With It In  Time: 0:17
    • On The Bridge At Midnight  Time: 1:08
    • The Rugby Song  Time: 1:25
    • Dinna Show Us Your Leg  Time: 1:47
    • A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory  Time: 0:39
    • The Mayor Of Bayswater  Time: 1:50
    • Whoredean School  Time: 1:58
    • Let Me Touch Your Garter  Time: 0:48
    • Red Flag  Time: 0:44
    • Will You Marry Me  Time: 1:09
    • We Want Her Panties  Time: 1:10
    • Why Was She Born So Beautiful  Time: 0:15
    • I'm Having A Bit Tonight Tonight  Time: 1:36
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army  Time: 1:12
    • You Tickle Mine And I'll Tickle Yours  Time: 0:16
    • I Like The Girls Who Say They Will [toast]  Time: 0:18
    • Assholes Are Cheaper Today  Time: 0:26
    • Swing Low Sweet Chariot  Time: 0:49
    • As I Was Walking Through A Wood  Time: 0:39
    • Shoemaker Named Shoeman  Time: 2:00
    • Seduced Herself With A Fountain Pen  Time: 0:17
    • There One Was A Farmer Who Sat On A Rock  Time: 1:00
    • Did You Ever See Such A Funny Thing Before?  Time: 1:09
    • Sing Us Another One  Time: 1:40
    • We Gave Him A Bloody Good Hiding  Time: 0:26
  • Rugby Songs Volume Two
    • Into The Ballroom  Time: 0:38
    • John Peel  Time: 2:18
    • Engineers Song  Time: 2:34
    • Maggie May  Time: 2:07
    • Zulu Warrior  Time: 1:01
    • Carolina  Time: 1:43
    • The Bakers Boy  Time: 2:21
    • Ollie Ollie Ollie  Time: 0:44
    • While The Train Is In The Station  Time: 1:07
    • The Man Who Broke The Bank At Monte Carlo  Time: 1:02
    • The Portions Of A Woman  Time: 1:44
    • Eskimo Nell (1)  Time: 0:45
    • Darkies Sunday School  Time: 2:06
    • Roger Of Kildare  Time: 1:26
    • Life Presents A Doleful Picture  Time: 1:54
    • Balls To Your Partner  Time: 1:44
    • Engineers Song [bleeped]  Time: 2:34
    • Maori Haka  Time: 0:52
    • Sambo  Time: 1:09
    • The Good Ship Venus  Time: 2:24
    • Large Balls  Time: 1:34
    • Eskimo Nell (2)  Time: 0:41
    • The Harlot Of Jerusalem  Time: 2:35
    • Eskimo Nell (3)  Time: 0:41
    • The Girl From Arkansas  Time: 2:20
    • Eskimo Nell (4)  Time: 0:54
    • Yo Ho, Yo Ho  Time: 2:09
  • Rugby Songs Vol. 3
    • Once Upon A Time There Were Three Jews  Time: 3:06
    • Virgin Sturgeon  Time: 1:03
    • Fragment of "Do Your Balls Hang Low"  Time: 0:09
    • Please Don't Burn Our....  Time: 0:52
    • Rajah Of Astrakan  Time: 1:31
    • The Last Time I Dined With A King (limerick)  Time: 0:10
    • No Balls At All  Time: 1:16
    • Woodpecker's Hole  Time: 1:54
    • For Those In Peril Of The Sea  Time: 0:12
    • Request To Sing The Desert Song  Time: 0:08
    • Announcment That Peter Kratchet Will Sing Keyhole  Time: 0:16
    • Keyhole, Keyhole, Keyhole  Time: 1:35
    • For Those In Peril Of The Sea  Time: 0:12
    • There Was A Young Man From Fleet (limerick)  Time: 0:12
    • Turn Over Mable Its Better On The Other Side  Time: 0:09
    • We Want Her Panties  Time: 0:13
    • Intro To Alphabet Song  Time: 0:08
    • Alphabet Song  Time: 2:56
    • Intro. To Sonia Snell  Time: 0:10
    • Sonia Snell (recitation)  Time: 1:35
    • Grandfather's Clock  Time: 0:36
    • Young Man From St James (limerick)  Time: 0:15
    • Youn Lady Dining At Crewe (limerick)  Time: 0:15
    • Hole In The Elephant's Bottom  Time: 0:41
    • Elderly Pervert From Nice (limerick)  Time: 0:12
    • King Kong (limerick)  Time: 0:12
    • Young Scot (limerick)  Time: 0:15
    • Can You Walk A Little Way  Time: 0:30
    • O' Reilly's Daughter  Time: 1:39
• Sportsdic Records
  •   The Irish Sing Rugby Songs: Rugby Songs Vol. 5
    • The Holy Ground  Time: 2:15
    • I Have A Dog Called Rover  Time: 1:25
    • Still I Love Him  Time: 1:24
    • The Soldier And The Sailor  Time: 1:46
    • Beer Is Best  Time: 1:16
    • Lydia Pink  Time: 1:56
    • One Tit Malone (Molly Malone)  Time: 0:54
    • Phil The Flutter's Balls  Time: 1:03
    • Captain Kidd  Time: 1:30
    • The Rugby Jig  Time: 0:58
    • The Third West Cork Brigade  Time: 1:41
    • Mrs. McGraw  Time: 1:27
    • Slattery Mountain Foot  Time: 2:43
    • Luv Nellie's Blue Drawers  Time: 0:43
    • Ancient Old Irish French Letter  Time: 1:44
    • The Wild Rover  Time: 2:09
    • Off To Join The I.R.A.  Time: 2:08
    • The Minstrel Boy To The Whore  Time: 1:03
  • The Welsh Sing Rugby Songs
    • Sospan Bach  Time: 0:41
    • My God How The Money Rolls In  Time: 3:41
    • Darling Grace  Time: 0:13
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel  Time: 2:06
    • I Bob Un Sydd Ffyddlon  Time: 1:04
    • In Far Glamorgan (recitation)  Time: 0:25
    • Clementine  Time: 2:09
    • Darling Grace  Time: 0:14
    • (recitation)  Time: 0:33
    • There Was An Old Lady  Time: 1:41
    • Darling Grace  Time: 0:12
    • A Miner Coming Home One Night  Time: 2:11
    • Have You Ever Been To Wales (did You Ever See)  Time: 2:33
    • Calon Lan  Time: 1:00
    • Cold (recitation)  Time: 0:23
    • Pickledy Pickledy Pox  Time: 1:43
    • Sing Us Another One Do  Time: 4:03
    • (recitation)  Time: 0:19
    • Lloyd George Knows My Father  Time: 0:50
    • Rule Britannia  Time: 0:17
    • The Lobster  Time: 1:25
    • Three Jelly Fish  Time: 1:08
    • We Gave Them A Bloody Good Hiding  Time: 0:55
• Sportsdic Records: Mighty Absalom
  •   Mighty Absalom Sings Bathroom Ballads
    • Horrible Aches And Pains  Time: 1:16
    • Seven Old Ladies  Time: 3:46
    • Ring The Bell Verger  Time: 1:24
    • The Rajah Of Astrakan  Time: 1:21
    • The Thrashing Machine  Time: 1:49
    • Sir Jasper  Time: 3:14
    • Working Down The Sewer  Time: 0:54
    • The Wee Wee Song  Time: 0:49
    • The Ring Dang Doo  Time: 2:48
    • Three Old Whores From Winnipeg  Time: 2:22
    • The Bachelor's Son  Time: 1:59
    • John Thomas  Time: 1:17
    • The Highland Tinker  Time: 2:30
    • The Bastard King Of England  Time: 2:04
    • Nuts In May  Time: 1:00
• Sportsdic Records
  •   Medical Students Sing Rugby Songs
    • John Brown's  Time: 1:24
    • Down The Lane  Time: 0:24
    • Old Macdonald's Farm  Time: 5:09
    • A Toast  Time: 0:31
    • Grand Old Duke Of York  Time: 1:19
    • Who Is Sylvia  Time: 0:28
    • Doctor A  Time: 1:59
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful  Time: 0:17
    • Coronary Thrombosis  Time: 0:19
    • A Student's Work  Time: 1:41
    • Recitation  Time: 0:47
    • Beer Is Best  Time: 1:39
    • British Gonorrhoea  Time: 0:59
    • Vicar In The Dockyard Church  Time: 0:56
    • Farmer Ferkin  Time: 1:24
    • Pulmonary Oedema  Time: 1:14
    • Lonely Goatherd  Time: 0:10
    • Chastity Belt  Time: 2:46
    • Cocaine Bill  Time: 0:53
    • Down The Lane  Time: 0:25
    • Old King Cole  Time: 4:01
    • Zulu Warrior  Time: 1:00
    • Ports Of Call  Time: 4:24
    • Coronary Thrombosis  Time: 0:14
    • Ai, Ai, Ai  Time: 2:32
    • Be Kind To Your Web Footed Friends  Time: 0:26
      
       
  •   The Compleat Rugby Songs: First Record
    • Dinah Dinah  Time: 1:37
    • The Alphabet  Time: 2:46
    • Run A Mile  Time: 0:16
    • Large Balls  Time: 2:43
    • Run A Mile  Time: 0:14
    • The Lobster Song  Time: 1:51
    • Sing Us Another One Do  Time: 4:21
    • A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory  Time: 0:40
    • The Woodpecker Song  Time: 1:18
    • The Rajah Of Astrakhan  Time: 1:34
    • Poor But Honest  Time: 2:06
    • Jolly Tinker  Time: 2:24
    • The Chandler's Boy  Time: 2:32
    • The Cuckoo  Time: 1:01
    • The Farmer's Boy  Time: 2:49
    • Von Spearo  Time: 4:19
    • No Balls At All  Time: 1:52
    • The Red Flag  Time: 0:46
    • Clementine  Time: 2:04
    • In Mobile  Time: 3:12
    • Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be  Time: 3:21
  •   The Compleat Rugby Songs: Second Record
    • I Don't Want To Join The Army  Time: 1:22
    • Ring The Bell Verger  Time: 0:53
    • I Used To Work In Chicago  Time: 2:37
    • Cats On The Rooftops  Time: 2:50
    • Matilda  Time: 0:20
    • Road To Gundigi  Time: 0:41
    • Whatawank  Time: 0:14
    • O'Reilly's Daughter  Time: 2:16
    • Gentlemen Should Please Refrain  Time: 0:47
    • As I Was Walking  Time: 2:08
    • Whose Are They  Time: 1:48
    • Fusiliers  Time: 0:25
    • Darkie Sunday School  Time: 2:33
    • British Gonorrhoea  Time: 0:43
    • Auntie Mary  Time: 0:22
    • Mary In The Kitchen  Time: 1:34
    • Maggie May  Time: 0:45
    • Life Present A Dismal Picture  Time: 2:25
    • The Money Rolls In  Time: 2:45
    • The Sexual Life Of A Camel  Time: 2:31
    • Whatawank  Time: 0:26
    • I'll Be There  Time: 0:47
    • I Haven't Seen Old Hitler  Time: 1:00
    • Carolina  Time: 2:12
    • The Hole In The Elephant's Bottom  Time: 1:10
    • Sir Jasper  Time: 1:50
    • If I Were The Marying Kind  Time: 1:47
    • Pickeldy Pickeldy Pox  Time: 2:03
    • There Was An Old Lady  Time: 2:02
    • He Looks Just Like A Rose  Time: 0:17
    • Why Was He Born So Beautiful  Time: 0:38

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