Character of a Mistress

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Character of a Mistress

My Mistress is a Shuttlecock
Composed of cork and feather.
Each Battledore sets on her Deck
And bumps her on the Leather.
But cast her off which way you will,
She recoils to another still.

My Mistress is a Tennis Ball
Composed of cotton fine.
She's often struck against the Wall
And banded under-line.
But if you would her Mind fulfill,
You'd pop her in the Hazard still.

My Mistress is a Virginal
And little cost will sting her.
She's often reared against the Wall
For every Man to finger.
But if you will your Mistress please,
You run division on her Keys.

My Mistress is a Conny fine,
She's of the softest Skin
And if you please to open her
The best Part lies within.
And in her Conny-burrow may
Two Tumblers and a Ferret play.

My Mistress is a Tinder-box,
Would I had such a One.
Her Steel endureth many a knock
Both by the Flint and Stone.
And if you stir the Tinder much,
The Match will fire at the Touch.

But why should I my Mistress call
A Shuttlecock or Bauble,
A Virginal or Tennis Ball—
Which things are variable?
But to command I'll say no more:
My Mistress is an arrant Whore.



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