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The Presbyterian Wedding A CERTAIN Presbyterian pairWere wedded t'other day;And when in bed the lambs were laid,Their pastor came to pray. But first he bade each guest depart,Nor sacred rites profane;For carnal eyes such mysteriesCan never entertain. Then with a Puritanic air, Unto the Lord he prayed, That he would please to grant encrease To that same man and maid: And that the husbandman might dressFull well the vine his wife;And like a vine she still might twineAbout him all her life. Sack Posset then he gave them both,And said with lifted eyes,Blessed of the Lord! with one accordBegin your enterprise. The bridegroom then drew near his spouse,T'apply prolific balm;And while they strove in mutual love,The Parson sang a psalm. [Anonymous]
A CERTAIN Presbyterian pairWere wedded t'other day;And when in bed the lambs were laid,Their pastor came to pray.
But first he bade each guest depart,Nor sacred rites profane;For carnal eyes such mysteriesCan never entertain.
Then with a Puritanic air, Unto the Lord he prayed, That he would please to grant encrease To that same man and maid:
And that the husbandman might dressFull well the vine his wife;And like a vine she still might twineAbout him all her life.
Sack Posset then he gave them both,And said with lifted eyes,Blessed of the Lord! with one accordBegin your enterprise.
The bridegroom then drew near his spouse,T'apply prolific balm;And while they strove in mutual love,The Parson sang a psalm.
[Anonymous]
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