Fighter Pilot's Lament 
oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell
oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell
oh, the place is full of queers, navigators, bombadeers
but, there are no fighter pilots down in hell
oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray
oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray
they are in the USOs wearing women's fancy clothes
there are no bomber pilots in the fray
oh, the bomber pilot's life is just a farce
oh, the bomber pilot's life is just a farce
the automatic pilot's on, he's reading novels in the john
the bomber pilot's life is just a farce
oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing
oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing
the place is full of brass, sitting 'round on their fat ass
there are no fighter pilots up in wing
oh, there are no fighter pilots in the states
there are no fighter pilots in the states
they are off on foreign shores making mothers out of whores
there are no fighter pilots in the states