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Dead-Eye Dick

This is a story of Dead-Eye Dick
Now he was the man with a corkscrew prink
He search the world on a tragic hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt
And when he found her he fell down dead
Because her cunt had a left-hand thread.
 

• [members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
  • The Earthy Side
    • Dead-eye Dick [recitation]  Time: 0:41

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