Funiculi, Funicula
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate
It felt so nice, I did it twice
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Oh, you should see me working on the short strokes
I use my hand (I use my hand). It's really grand (It's really grand).
You should really see me working on the long strokes.
It's really neat (It's really neat). I use my feet (I use my feet).
Smash it. Bash it. Beat it on the floor.
Smite it. Bite it. Ram it through a door.
Oh it's so neet to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat.
Isn't life divine, Funiculi, Funicula
