An Old Farmer

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There Was An Old Farmer

There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
He sat in the meadow a-shaking his....

Fists at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their .....

Marbles and playthings and in days of yore
There come a young lady who looked like a .....

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
Then pulled up dresses and she showed us her ....

Ruffles and laces and a nice little tuck
She said she was learning  a new way to ....

Bring up her children and learn them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling....

Refuse from the stables they worked day and night
And if you think this is dirty then you're fucking well right!
 



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