Who Is Sylvia?

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If you sing this song and are willing to talk of where & when you learned it, please email me at or call me at 1234567890. Thanks! John Patrick.

Who is Sylvia?

Who is Sylvia?
What is she?

She's a rag bag, a shag bag, an automatic whore.
She's got a fanny like a big barn door
She can run, skip and jump
Catch a barrel up her cunt.
She's the girl for me.

  • Sportsdic Records - [Harry Morgan (compiler)]

Compare this song with the Mary Anne Barnes (the Queen of all the Acrobats).



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