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Chastity Belt
I stand at your portals by heart is a bleeding
A prisoner of love I'm unable to sleep
I can't seem to fine the love I am seeking
Oh, let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep.
Enter your keep, nonny nonny,
enter your keep, nonny nonny
Let down your drawbridge,
I'll enter your keep.
Oh, Sir, I deceive you for I am not a maiden
I'm married Sir Oswald, the cunning old Celt
He's gone to the wars for twelve months or longer
And he's taken the key to my chastity belt.
Chastity belt, nonny nonny,
chastity belt, nonny nonny
Taken the key to my chastity
belt.
Fear not, gentle maid, for I know of a locksmith
Away to his forge we will hasten, on his door we will
knock
And we will inquire of his specialized knowledge
And see if he's able to unpick your lock.
Unpick your lock, nonny nonny,
unpick your lock, nonny nonny
Let down your drawbridge, I'll
enter your keep.
Alas, sir and madam, to help I'm unable
My technical knowledge is of no avail
I can't find the secret to your combination
'Cause the cunning old bastard has fitted a Yale!
Fitted a Yale, nonny nonny, fitted
a Yale, nonny nonny
Cunning old bastard has fitted a
Yale!
I'm home from the wars with sad news of disaster
A terrible mishap I have to confide
While my ship was passing the Rock of Gibraltar
I carelessly dropped the key over the side!
Over the side, nonny nonny, over
the side, nonny nonny
Carelessly dropped the key over the
side!
"Alas and alack, I am locked up for ever!"
When up spake a page boy, saying "Leave it to
me!
If you will allow me to enter your chamber
I'll open it up with my duplicate key!"
Duplicate key, nonny nonny,
duplicate key, nonny nonny
I'll open it up with my duplicate
key!
- Sportsdic Records - [Harry Morgan (compiler)]
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