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Craven A Now gather round you fellows and if you'll be still [???]I'll tell you of a bastard born at Bellevue Hill, [???]Born at Boswell Hill, but raised in Camberwell, [???]And the first three words he uttered were "Bloody Fucking Hell"Chorus: Craven A, never heard of fornication,Craven A, never has wet dreams,Craven A, quite content with masturbation,Fooling with his foreskin in the school latrines. When he went to Geelong Grammar there was much ado, [??; HELP...muddled.]He buggared all the masters and the prefects too,They finally expelled him, so the records say,For tossing off the Duke of York on Founder's Day. Chorus.His entrance to University was quite grotesqueHe went and laid his penis on his tutor's desk,Said his tutor "If it falls of at a later datePlease inform me and I'll use it as a paper weight!" Chorus.While rowing for the Varsity on boat race dayHe lost his oar and masturbated all the wayThey won by half a length but were disqualifyFor rogering the women on the Middlesex side. Chorus.The landlady's daughter, Millie, was as nice as can be,She always brought her cunt up with a cup of tea,He's been through her so often that the courts declareHer vagina constitutes a legal thoroughfare. Final Chorus: Craven A, never heard of fornication,Craven A, now he has wet dreams,Craven A, not content with masturbation,Gets his urges as regular as you and me.
Now gather round you fellows and if you'll be still [???]I'll tell you of a bastard born at Bellevue Hill, [???]Born at Boswell Hill, but raised in Camberwell, [???]And the first three words he uttered were "Bloody Fucking Hell"Chorus:
Craven A, never heard of fornication,Craven A, never has wet dreams,Craven A, quite content with masturbation,Fooling with his foreskin in the school latrines.
When he went to Geelong Grammar there was much ado, [??; HELP...muddled.]He buggared all the masters and the prefects too,They finally expelled him, so the records say,For tossing off the Duke of York on Founder's Day. Chorus.His entrance to University was quite grotesqueHe went and laid his penis on his tutor's desk,Said his tutor "If it falls of at a later datePlease inform me and I'll use it as a paper weight!" Chorus.While rowing for the Varsity on boat race dayHe lost his oar and masturbated all the wayThey won by half a length but were disqualifyFor rogering the women on the Middlesex side. Chorus.The landlady's daughter, Millie, was as nice as can be,She always brought her cunt up with a cup of tea,He's been through her so often that the courts declareHer vagina constitutes a legal thoroughfare. Final Chorus:
Craven A, never heard of fornication,Craven A, now he has wet dreams,Craven A, not content with masturbation,Gets his urges as regular as you and me.
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