RBAAB (Red-Blooded, All-American Boy)

I'm an RBAAB and I fly the F-16
It's better than sex and mom's apple pie
It's the neatest little jet you ever seen
It'll kick the shit outta Foxbat, Fishbed, Flogger
What a flying machine
I'm an RBAAB and I fly the F-16
I once trapped at six a Fox-Five-Echo
At seventeen-thousand feet
And he was loaded with twenty-millimeter
And Aim-nine J and P
I just laid a bat-turn down his throat
And I shot him in the two front teeth
And I heard him shout from the fireball
"Curse you! I just can't stand the heat!"
. . .So I told him to get the hell outta my kitchen. . .
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Copyright © 1988 Dick Jonas. All rights reserved. Words and music: Dick Jonas; Erosonic/BMI