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Mary Ann Burns  

Mary Ann Burns is the queen of all the acrobats;
She can do tricks that will give a man the shits.
She can flip a green pea from her fundamental orifice,
Do a double backflip catch 'em on her tits.
She's a great big son-of-a bitch, twice as big as me,
Hair on her ass like the branches in a tree.
She can swim, fish, fight, fuck,
Fly a plane, drive a truck.
Mary Ann Burns is the girl for me.
 

• Fighter Pilots from Alconbury
  • A Night at the Bar with the Boys  
    • Fight's On  Time: 0:47
    • I Love My Wife  Time: 0:42
    • The Balls of O'Leary  Time: 0:45
    • The Highland Tinker  Time: 3:21
    • You Can Tell A Fighter Pilot  Time: 0:27
    • My God How the Money Rolls In  Time: 2:27
    • Mary Ann Burns  Time: 0:20
    • Sally in the Alley  Time: 0:15
    • He Grabbed Me By My Slender Neck  Time: 0:41
    • Scottish Wedding  Time: 3:19
    • My Father Was A Fireman  Time: 0:40
    • When I Fall In Love  Time: 0:37
    • I'd Rather Be in England  Time: 1:56
    • Swing Low, Sweet Chariot  Time: 1:31
    • The Air Force Lament  Time: 3:11
    • Bring On The God Damned Cat  Time: 0:22
    • The Sex Life Of a Camel  Time: 0:40
    • O'Leary's Bar [aka The Lady In Red]  Time: 0:52
    • My Baby Died  Time: 0:43
    • Dear Mom Your Son Is Dead  Time: 1:55
    • We Fly In The Purple Twilight  Time: 0:54
    • Along The Northeast Railroad  Time: 1:50
    • Please Don't Burn The Shithouse Down  Time: 0:40
    • Sammy Small  Time: 3:13
    • Last Night I Stayed Up Late  Time: 0:55
    • The Hair On Her Dickey-Di-Doo  Time: 2:08
    • I Wanna Play Piano  Time: 0:41
    • Knock It Off  Time: 0:18

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