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Blinded By Turds 

There was an old lady who lived in our town,
Whose arsehole was stuffed with the great smelly brown,
She took a large dose without reading the box,
Before she could strip, turds were flying like rocks.

Chorus:

Singing Too-ra-la, oo-ra-la, oo-ra-la ay,
Too-ra-la, oo-ra-la, oo-ra-la ay,
(last 2 lines of verse)

She ran to the window and stuck out her arse,
Just as a night watchman happened to pass,
He smelled a strong fart settling down on that place,
When a fucking big turd hit him straight in the face.

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• Ron & The Rude Boys
  •   Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 1  
    • Joke [Circumcision]  Time: 0:38
    • The Lobster  Time: 2:30
    • The Alphabet [aka Hey Ho Says Rolly, aka The ABC Song]  Time: 2:40
    • The Engineer  Time: 3:34
    • Balls of Kerrymuir  Time: 3:38
    • Whoredean  Time: 3:36
    • Ring the Bell Verger  Time: 2:28
    • Barnacle Bill  Time: 4:39
    • Thrashing Machine  Time: 3:17
    • Dinah  Time: 1:57
    • Sailor Boy  Time: 0:45
    • Cats On The Rooftops  Time: 4:05
    • In Mobile  Time: 3:33
    • Black Bull Came Down From The Mountain  Time: 2:48
    • Alluette  Time: 5:02
    • Three German Officers  Time: 3:18
    • All Queers Together [aka The Sexual Life of the Camel]  Time: 4:24
    • Sing Us Another (1)  Time: 4:22
    • Red Flag  Time: 1:37
  •   Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 2  
    • Joke [Parents Deaf & Mute]  Time: 1:26
    • No Balls At All  Time: 2:06
    • Kathusalem  Time: 3:25
    • John Brown's Prick  Time: 1:49
    • Drive It On [aka I Gave Her Inches One]  Time: 3:20
    • Good Ship Venus  Time: 3:56
    • Fuck 'em all  Time: 1:03
    • Lydia Pink  Time: 2:49
    • Roll me over  Time: 3:27
    • She Was Poor But Honest  Time: 4:47
    • Life Presents a Dismal Picture  Time: 2:07
    • Virgin Sturgeon  Time: 1:41
    • Ring a Rang a Roo  Time: 5:06
    • Woodpecker song  Time: 1:31
    • May of Bayswater  Time: 3:08
    • Wayward Boy  Time: 2:25
    • O'Reilly's Daughter  Time: 1:48
    • Monk of Great Renown  Time: 5:24
    • Sing Us Another (2)  Time: 3:48
  •   Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 3  
    • Joke [Bowl Movement Regular at 8]  Time: 0:33
    • Seven Old Ladies  Time: 1:53
    • Yo-Ho  Time: 2:12
    • Little Red Train  Time: 2:41
    • Twelve Days of Christmas  Time: 3:10
    • The Rugby Song  Time: 2:49
    • Oh, Sir Jasper  Time: 4:09
    • Knobby Hall  Time: 2:36
    • The Tinker  Time: 3:11
    • Money Rolls In  Time: 2:54
    • Bang Bang Lulu  Time: 1:54
    • Darkie Sunday School  Time: 2:44
    • Baker's Boy  Time: 3:00
    • Oggie Land  Time: 1:28
    • Grandfather's Cock  Time: 0:49
    • Sambo Was A Lazy Coon [w/ "Asshole Rules The Navy" chorus]  Time: 1:05
    • Christopher Robin  Time: 1:06
    • Did you ever see ?  Time: 2:16
    • Blinded by Turds  Time: 2:28
    • A-roving  Time: 2:41
    • Old Apple Tree  Time: 1:57
    • Sing Us Another (3)  Time: 4:05
  •   Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 4  
    • Joke  Time: 1:19
    • Keyhole in the Door  Time: 2:32
    • H. A. N. D.  Time: 1:47
    • Sweet Violets  Time: 2:48
    • Three Jews from Jerusalem  Time: 4:16
    • Rajah of Astrakan  Time: 1:46
    • Sombrero  Time: 0:50
    • Ivan Scavinsky Scavar  Time: 2:50
    • Old King Cole  Time: 4:52
    • Hitler Has Only One Ball  Time: 1:11
    • Sing Us Another (4)  Time: 4:19
    • Department Store  Time: 1:49
    • Carolina  Time: 1:40
    • Us Devon Boys  Time: 1:21
    • Wee Wee Song  Time: 0:50
    • Toothbrush  Time: 0:25
    • Four Old Whores  Time: 1:30
    • Casey Jones  Time: 2:21
    • Don't Want to Join the Army  Time: 2:21
    • Bastard King Of England  Time: 2:48
    • Doggies Meeting (spoken)  Time: 0:52
    • Sing Us Another (5)  Time: 4:06
    • Bye Bye Blackbird  Time: 2:54
  • Rude Rugby Songs: Festive Fun  
    • Jingle Balls  Time: 2:36
    • We Wish You a Shag at Christmas  Time: 1:52
    • Fuck Off You Drunken Gentlemen  Time: 2:32
    • Fa La La La La (Deck the Halls)  Time: 1:40
    • Sing Us Another One (Xmas Version)  Time:4:13
    • What Shall We Do with a Homo Sailor  Time: 3:08
    • Sing a Song of Syphilis  Time: 0:27
    • The Alphabet  Time: 2:26
    • The Engineer  Time: 3:18
    • Thrashing Machine  Time: 3:02
    • Kathusalem  Time: 3:10
    • Woodpecker song  Time: 1:19
    • Don't Want to Join the Army  Time: 2:07
    • Three Jews from Jerusalem  Time: 3:59
    • Seven Old Ladies  Time: 1:41
    • Christopher Robin  Time: 0:56
    • No Balls At All  Time: 1:53
    • The Lobster  Time: 2:16

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