Ain't No Fighter Pilots Down In Hell
Oh, there ain't no fighter pilots clown in Hell
There ain't no fighter pilots down in Hell
The place is full of queers, navigators, bombardiers
And there ain't no fighter pilots down in Hell
A bomber pilot's life is just a farce
A bomber pilot's life is just a farce
The autopilot's on, he's reading comics in the John
A bomber pilot's life is just a farce
Oh, there ain't no fighter pilots in Japan
No, there ain't no fighter pilots in Japan
Cause they're all across the bay getting shot at every day
There ain't no fighter pilots in Japan
There ain't no fighter pilots up at TAG
There ain't no fighter pilots up at TAG
The place is full of brass sitting around on their fat ass
And there ain't no fighter pilots up at TAG
There ain't no fighter pilots in the States
There ain't no fighter pilots in the States
They're all on foreign shores making mothers out of whores
And there ain't no fighter pilots in the States
There ain't no Navy pilots in the fray
No, there ain't no Navy pilots in the fray
They're in Hollywood out west doing what they do best
There ain't no Navy pilots in the fray
Oh, there ain't no fighter pilots down below
No, there ain't no fighter pilots down below
They're all way up above drinking whiskey, making love
There ain't no fighter pilots down below
Oh, there ain't no fighter pilots down in Hell
No, there ain't no fighter pilots down in Hell
The place is full of queers, navigators, bombardiers
And there ain't no fighter pilots down in Hell
Arrangement Copyright © 1997 Dick Jonas. All rights reserved. Author unknown; arrangement by Dick Jonas; Air Force traditional, via Bill Getz in "The Wild Blue Yonder"
